An Inner Child's Manifesto: Things You Shouldn't Pass Out on Halloween

[karaokefanboy]

A few years ago, I posted a list of things folks should not pass out on Halloween. In these few rare, quiet minutes between shopping for candy and setting up our Haunted House at work, I'd like to re-post and add two more items to the list:

1. Apples. First of all, they're heavy, and they take up valuable bag space. I mean, the surface area of an

Comments

[p_x_l]

the only one i disagree with is the loose change, but only because i LOVED getting change as a (little) kid. money of your own is always cool. quarters are probably most appropriate these days, what with inflation and all, and probably only for the 7 and under crowd.

:)

[mercystars]

You forgot toothbrushes and floss. When I was a kid, a house in my 'hood gave those out and the next day they had been egged and tp-ed into oblivion. OBLIVION!!!

And my mom always made me throw away anything that was homemade (popcorn balls, brownies, cookies), or any fruit. =(

[mercystars]

Also?

Chocolate Jesus. The best part is, one fun size Chocolate Jesus can feed 5000, with a few wrapper-fulls to spare. I just made that up.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WIN, says I!