[One-shot] Oops!
Title: Oops!
Authors: tsuchi8562
Beta: yuuki_saya <-- as always arigatou ♥
Pairing: MatsuMiya
Genre: Fantasy, Crack, Mpreg
Rating NC-17-ish
Disclaimer: I owe only the stupid spell...
Once upon a time in the magnificent Kingdom of Tokyo many different creatures were trying to live with or next to each other. That’s why sorcerers, witches, werewolves, vampires and few other, unnamed monstrosities hid their identity from the regular people. The only place where they could show their real face was one, big club right in the center of Shibuya, hidden from any curious eyes with secret door in the ground. It was called Shinobu and you could be sure that you can find many creatures out of this world… Or, contrary, anchored to Earth more than anyone else.
In this club the big war love was born.
In this place two very similar different planets crashed.
Here The Great Brat Wizard Ninomiya Kazunari and The Great Diva Wizard Matsumoto Jun have met.
It could have be seen with naked eye, that they really started to fight for dominance share some upper feelings. Vampire Sakurai Sho accurately called it desire. Werewolf Aiba Masaki naively called it love. Sloth Ohno Satoshi didn’t call it at all… He generally opened his eyes only when somebody was talking about food, thinking about it or making it. Like now…
“Somebody said curry?” Ohno yawned, rubbing his eyes and looked around. He, along with his friends, was sitting at the table in the darkest corner of the room, waiting for the only person who was getting late.
“Where is Nino?! He never was late!” Aiba pouted, slurping his drink through green straw. “He promised to show me his new trick!”
“Calm down, he probably is busy with his new friend.” Sho smirked and swirled fresh blood in his glass, before he drank quite big gulp. “I can send him a mail if you want to…”
“No!” The werewolf pouted even more and leaned back in his chair. Satoshi fell asleep again, smiling gently. Happy three friends (including the sleeping one) were drinking, talking and just simply hanging out, forgetting about Kazunari eventually…
Meanwhile, at the brat’s sorcerer Ninomiya’s house.
“Take it off…” Hot whisper invaded Jun’s ear and hamburger hands were pulling his purple boxers a bit down.
“You’re in a hurry? I thought we have all night…” The Diva Matsumoto gasped, taking the last piece of material that was covering his body.
“We do, but… I have a strange feeling that I should do something today… Don’t remember whaaaaaaaaargh~~” The last word changed in loud moan when Matsumoto grabbed the latter’s erection and without any mercy he started to stroke it fast. “Who’s in a hurry, huh?” Kazunari gasped and closed his eyes, focusing only on sensation that was concentrating under his waist. Nino moaned, arched his back and just then the obvious thought hit him. They used the last lube yesterday… Neither of them went to the store to buy new one… They definitely won’t get one now…
“Fuck, I want it…” Jun bit his lower lip and this made Ninomiya sure that he only can dream about slippery, cold liquid. “Now…”
“We don’t have any lube… So better go on and I’ll suck you later…”
“No, you will fuck me… Now…” Matsumoto lie on his back and spread his legs. “Now. You are a magician, right? Then charm out some lube!” Nino didn’t have to be told twice, concentrating on the spell. Transparent gel appeared from the thin air, wetting his fingers which almost immediately slipped inside the tight hole, stretching the walls as much as possible. Soon both of them became impatient, what could be sensed in their fastened breaths. Kazunari focused again, whispering some soft spell again…
Thans hajifugi kajehosaguibas kasehifugubeki nashufuhoasimu! Aaaaaa
It worked. He could slip inside Jun without any problems and set a mad pace since the start. Nino couldn’t wait, he needed to be buried as deep as he could, feeling Matsumoto as close as possible, hearing their bodies clashes against each other… Crossing the edge almost at the same time, breathing fast and trying to cuddle in absolutely not fluffy way…
“What did you say earlier?” Jun asked, when he managed to calm down.
“When?”
“The spell… What did you say exactly?”
“You know, the usual spell… Why are you asking?”
“Because I think that it was longer that it should be… As if you added something in the end…”
“Well, you moved… and touched me so I might… accidentally add few A’s… in the end…” Kazunari mumbled, trying to put on some sweatpants.
“Add WHAT?!” Jun jumped on his feet, mad as devil itself. “Do you know what that can cause?! This is fucking spell for fertility! Congratulations, you moron…”
Three weeks later
“… you’re gonna be a father! Are you happy now, Mister “I-just-made-a-small-blunder’?!?!” Jun waves the pregnancy test in front of Nino’s face.
“Oops…” Kazunari tried to joke, but apparently Matsumoto was way too angry for laughing.
“Yeah, we’ll call our baby like that! Moron! I just simply…”
Eight months later
“…Hate you! What the hell you did to me?! I swear you won’t touch me ever again!!!” The diva’s Jun’s screams filled the room and few tools flew Nino’s way, so he went out, in case that he will faint one of them will hit him.
That stormy night a little baby boy, named Oops was born, giving his parents a lot of headaches because of his crying joy.