I was at a traffic light on my way to work when I realized I had a Porche on my left, a Lexus behind me and a Mercedes to my right. I felt kind of sick inside ( Read more... )

According to Wikipedia.com, David Hasselhoff attended Oakland University.

Eat my shit, Big Ten. We got Hasselhoff.

kid: hey mister! what kind of dog is that?!
guy: an english bulldog
kid: is he french!?

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[noun]:

A real life terminator

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