Hey! Hey. Dinner was some peanut butter that I found in the laundry room and fifty-two ounces of Diet Pepsi. Breakfast is gonna be awesome! Do you know what I am doing for breakfast? I am writing seven pages of a paper! I decided I can't eat until I finish a semester of college! I gave my meal card to one of those fuckers on skateboards that is ( Read more... )

in which we grow branches from the blades of our shoulders

I am chewing ice at the formica table in our cabin, and all of the windows are fogged over. We have been eating without stopping since 4:30 yesterday afternoon, and my hands almost will not move. My face is purple and I can't feel my tongue. My brother and I had a secret pie party in the laundry room last night after our parents went to bed, and my ( Read more... )

O, summer! That fecund season, when librarians crawl from the stale confines of the reference stacks to prop their pale, jellied bodies in the sun!