Comments | karbonkid: Dear KK, (Part III)

karbonkid

Dear KK, (Part III)

Mar 11, 2005 11:37

It's that time of year again, and I'm feeling frisky. Send me your anonymous queries (made up [preferred], real, or otherwise) and I will gladly give you the redneck advice that you long for.

( Redneck Lovin' )

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anonymous March 11 2005, 08:54:04 UTC

I was thinking bout fucken my best friend's husband, cept he's also my half-sister's stepbrother. Is that wrong?

P.S.: You sure got a purdy mouth.

anonymous March 11 2005, 09:03:40 UTC

Dear KK,

What's the best porn to show a Polish dwarf clown on the first date? Any suggestions,

Yours
the bearded lady

anonymous March 11 2005, 10:17:19 UTC

deer kk

omg lol u r teh sexxor. u roxxor meh boxxrs LOL!!1!1!!
cna u mayk me for bebeh? u r teh best!!1!

luVe u omg
swtkzz4u

anonymous March 11 2005, 11:32:17 UTC

Daer Libral Freek.

My boy done catched the gay and I'm thinkin its from reedin the garbij you spew out on this here interweb. I'm comin to tan yer hide but good cause you done rooned my boy and put me on bad with the cossins down the way, on counta he wuz sposta marry up yung Trudy, but aint no girl gonna take some sad-ass fagott like you turnt him inta.

so what I'm askin is wut address I gots to come to fer yer ass-kickin, and wear to send flowrs to yer widda.
Lance Muckhole,
WV

anonymous March 11 2005, 11:35:31 UTC

Dear Karbon Kid,

Sometimes I want to lash out in my rage and become the eye of a hurricane of destruction that will leave the land barren of life for hundreds of miles in every direction. What do you think?

Twitching in Takoma