beneath the rafters, the angels sing...

[kardia]

i was so productive today. made a kajillion dollars at work, moved the store around, made stuff look pretty awesome. apparently, i work best on three hours sleep, a venti soy light mocha with an extra shot and a phone call that makes me shake. nothing like genetics to turn you into a model employee

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[kardia]

yeah, you had no plan for me, but i had no plan for me either! so you were made of as much fail as i was until you talked me through my shakes and told me not to buy alcohol at work. good things! thus not faily!

that's what made him a typical scorpio apparently - he'd buy her stuff that he wanted her to use for his benefit. cookery stuff so she'll make him food, a washing machine so she'll do his laundry...apparently, being a scorpio makes you a rich lazy cunt *s*

pizza = winsome. and dude, it totally ovens out okay. $50 is an investment in the dinners of the future. or, you know, the breakfasts. or the 'oh hey, it's 2:54am and i'm hungry' times.

brendon urie (the one wearing the most shiny *facepalm*) has a dicksucking mouth and it is a great woe in my life that i don't have a dick to put in it. ditto patrick stump. ditto that dude from that film what i talked about up there. BOYS WHO LOOK LIKE GIRLS WHO STILL MANAGE TO BE ALMOST AS GOOD LOOKING AS ACTUAL GIRLS. so many pouty boy lips, so lacking the equipment required. *sighs a

[_megalomania_]

Sweeney Todd! Is awesome! I keep meaning to see it again but life seems to be conspiring against me. Evil life.

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Are you coming down to Melbourne, sweetie?

[kardia]

life can be such a pain in the ass sometimes. life getting in the way of bloodlusty musicals is definitely a pain in the ass. you should totally turn life into a pie. wait, what? :D

*hearts you all over the place*

you bet babycakes. i just have nfi when yet, since i'm a bit retarded in the face like that. gotta track down when viv and cherie have said they're going and conspire to be there then. but yes, definitely will be there, definitely abducting you to max brenner's or other chocolatey place at some point, definitely definitely. unless i get hit by a bus first. will endeavour not to do that.