all i want for christmas, is a man
with confidence
a good job
a good car
who dresses well
has good hair
a small waist
hard muscles
smells good
isn't clingy
but pays attention
likes public displays of affection
and sarcasm
loves movies
and tv
isn't obsessed with classic rock
and loves me

is that too much to ask? apparently, it is.

What could you possibly see in me?
Is it my soul hung out to dry?
I think my dysfunctional family
Has shaped it throughout my life

What could you possibly like in me?
Do you like my ability to bend?
I think my fear of intimacy
Has shaped the time we've spent

No, it's not you, it's me
And it's not us, it's them
And it's not her. It's the way she ( Read more... )

to whom it may concern ( Read more... )

best part of the mall during christmas season? HICKORY FARMS IS BACK! : )

if you're sick, stay away from me. i use my sick days only for hangovers and soap opera weddings.
~ kate, drew carey

i just saw kenny aka BUUUD from the cosby show on an MGD commercial. HA!

A lot has been said about how to prevent rape ( Read more... )

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one ( Read more... )

i heart veronica/logan. i really really do.

<~~~ love my new icon.

{yes, you can steal it w/ credit. kthx}.

i do not like the mango jelly bellies. i do not.

however, the peanut butter ones are surprisingly pleasant.