"hey nerds. guess who has two thumbs, speaks limited french, and hasn't cried once today? this moi."
--liz lemon

if it were up to me, there would be no more folk music in the world.

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"oh wait, i remember this. this was on 'sweet valley high'."
"what is this, 'the brady bunch'?"
"oh my god, i'm on 'saved by the bell'."
"your life is just like doug funny's."

my life is so cliched yet i still have no idea what's going on.
every problem is literally like every sitcom-ish show regarding teens. there is no end.

no matter what, i'll always be melancholy. i will always be happy for about a week, only to find myself wanting to revert to old ways for days straight. i used to think i was just manic depressant, but upon getting here i've come to the conclusion that i'm not bipolar. that's just how i am. and how people are. and it's completely normal. especially ( Read more... )

i also forgot to write that i am currently sharing THE SAME AIR THAT THE SPICE GIRLS ARE NOW BREATHING.
..well. me and the rest of boston.
but still, how sweet is that?

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you're so nice and you're so smart
you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
just pretend i didn't tear your world apart

life is a highway and I'm gonna ride it
every day's a winding road yeah
my rollercoaster's got the biggest ups and downs
as long as it keeps goin' round its

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