I'd make a gay roach joke in here somewhere but I like the gays too much

[karie122]

I have a roach in my room and I can't find it. It's a big, gross, flying roach that I think flew into my closet but it won't come out. My closet is basically one wall of my room and I know that if I don't kill this thing, I'm not going to sleep tonight. Unfortunately, the light switch is all the way across my bedroom. By the closet. >.Update: It's

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[spiffynoodle]

Yeah, you know it's a bad sign when the roach is so large it can't fit under a closet door. Yuck.

[lomer]

Is it dead? Did you kill it?