So lying in bed at about half-seven on Monday morning, giving sassamifrass a bit of a massage. Eyes half-closed, she sighs, turns to me and says "That's awesome. Let's get super-married."
You say your vows while fighting crime and live happily ever after covered in the blood of all the ninjas you will constantly have to fend off. Ultimate Captain America will be your priest/minister. That way if some smart ass stands up when it comes to the "If anyone objects to this union speak now or forever hold your piece" part, he will casually walk over and punch them hard in the face.
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I think getting super-married is where you get married in multiple dimensions at once... you say your vows outside of time and space itself.
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