...After helping, I'm left with a new microwave, a sliced finger, blood-stained jeans, and puzzlement about the magical powers possessed by teh Rae.

Sigh.

Just to prove that he doesn't look sad because I abuse him or anything... =P


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Bwahahaha! The perfect gift for your Right-wing friends. Don't feel embarrassed, we all have at least one. ;)

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My cousin and I are both tall and slender, to say the least, and upon seeing us both for the first time, my great uncle turned to my grandmother and rasped in a "shocked" tone, "Wha, de ye nae feed them??" Hehehe.

I be back frae Scotland.

"I'm jealous that you have so much to look forward to, going back. After you leave, everything's going to be the same for me here, just minus you. There are no pluses in my column."

No more Pollack, no more Hawaii, no more Dakine. I foresee myself finding a way to reconstruct loco moco.

"My [PhD] is viewed by many of my co-workers in much the same way that I look at people who have a pierced cheek: It's vaguely impressive and was probably quite painful to do, but what, really, was the point?" --Adam Ferguson, writing in The Chronicle of Higher Education

The 2nd semi-periodic reading of Dr. Seuss' THE LORAX, to be read by Dr. James H. Kennedy, will take place Friday, May 11th at 6:00 pm ± ½ hour at Ripocks, Denton, Texas.

Dr. Kennedy is the best! I wish I could go!! If you just like storytime, or drunk environmentalists, or any combination thereof, you should definitely consider attending. =)

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...This Cinco de Mayo, I learned the hard way to never chop habeñeros without gloves on. Learn from my mistakes, kiddos. ;)