The boobs decide where the line is drawn. Sometimes you think they are in, and under control, and then LOOK OUT OMG WE NEED AIR. You have to give them air. Even in the workplace. Don't give the nipples air, though. Give them an inch, and... well, you know.
I have the funny feeling I'm not making sense. Sence. Since. Yeah. I'll just talk to you at the thing, with the other things, and that one thing, m'k?
About the Boobage~~ first, good. Yes, I knew. But GOOD. Secondly, about the other Boobage. Is this part of your getting laid off plan? If so, I think you should go with transparent undershirt & a Plumber's Ass of Cleavage. Give new meaning to America's Crack Problem. Plus, I kinda think if someone's been through what you have then you should get to show cleavage at every opportunity & nobody should be allowed to say anything.
It's really not part of a plan per se. I think the shirt I have is a little too cleavage friendly - but I also don't give a shit - it just made me think about the topic in general.
That plan could potentially backfire - I could become the most popular girl in the office with no hope of lay-off - if not out of lust, then amusement or gossip factor. Boob issues are very complicated. Even dude boobs - I know one of my male middle school had very aggressive nipples and it was a huge topic of conversation. It's strange just how social the whole mammary region is - especially when compared to elbows or earlobes for instance. At least in our culture. I think I'd like to try another culture for awhile and be marked a brazen huzzy for flashing my wrists or something. Perspective.
Regarding crack, though: I personally don't want to be known for my boobies any more than I already am, so I try to institute a no-crack-at-any-time policy. Unfortunately some of my shirts don't agree, even if I wear a camisole underneath. Hehe.
How funny - you're the second person I know who's actively hoping to be laid off from Sprint!
In terms of cleavage I think only a little crack is okay. When you start seeing several inches of crack, or outlines of nipples, and more of your boobs are outside your shirt than in ... there's a problem. =)
But a little crack can turn into monster crack with the slightest of twists - it'd be hard to dance on that line. Sometimes your nipples just nip. They are impossible to un-nip. Like that teacher dude - he wore an undershirt and everything. He was just mightly nippled.
and I must say, a little crack here and there...not so bad, but please, PLEASE, no transparent shirts and transparent shirts with colored bras? baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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I have the funny feeling I'm not making sense. Sence. Since. Yeah. I'll just talk to you at the thing, with the other things, and that one thing, m'k?
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Boobs don't have noses. Mostly.
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It's really not part of a plan per se. I think the shirt I have is a little too cleavage friendly - but I also don't give a shit - it just made me think about the topic in general.
That plan could potentially backfire - I could become the most popular girl in the office with no hope of lay-off - if not out of lust, then amusement or gossip factor. Boob issues are very complicated. Even dude boobs - I know one of my male middle school had very aggressive nipples and it was a huge topic of conversation. It's strange just how social the whole mammary region is - especially when compared to elbows or earlobes for instance. At least in our culture. I think I'd like to try another culture for awhile and be marked a brazen huzzy for flashing my wrists or something. Perspective.
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Regarding crack, though: I personally don't want to be known for my boobies any more than I already am, so I try to institute a no-crack-at-any-time policy. Unfortunately some of my shirts don't agree, even if I wear a camisole underneath. Hehe.
How funny - you're the second person I know who's actively hoping to be laid off from Sprint!
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It's a good gig if you can get it. :)
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In terms of cleavage I think only a little crack is okay. When you start seeing several inches of crack, or outlines of nipples, and more of your boobs are outside your shirt than in ... there's a problem. =)
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But a little crack can turn into monster crack with the slightest of twists - it'd be hard to dance on that line. Sometimes your nipples just nip. They are impossible to un-nip. Like that teacher dude - he wore an undershirt and everything. He was just mightly nippled.
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and I must say, a little crack here and there...not so bad, but please, PLEASE, no transparent shirts and transparent shirts with colored bras? baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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But I must say I have dabbled myself in the aqua bra/thin white cotton shirt arena while in Miami on vacation - and it was quite thrilling.
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