Comments | karmauberalles: 90 | An ill-advised public post

karmauberalles

90 | An ill-advised public post

Jul 31, 2010 00:18

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WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.

I DEMAND TO KNOW.

NOW.

(OOC: ...von Karma's been magicked to look like a dinosaur wearing a cravat.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVELY ILLUSION SKILLS, SAM. He's still vK-sized, though, so he's not very intimidating. Especially with those tiny little arms.)

work that satanvoice, return of the vksaurus perfex

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VOICE. karmauberalles July 31 2010, 04:25:13 UTC

...THAT... IS THE LAST THING I NEED TO HEAR RIGHT NOW!

I WILL TEAR THAT VUVUZELA FROM YOUR HANDS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR EAR. IF YOU'RE LUCKY.

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VOICE. karmauberalles July 31 2010, 04:45:51 UTC

I CAN FIND A WAY.

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allwithgrace July 31 2010, 04:25:55 UTC

I beg your pardon?

karmauberalles July 31 2010, 04:28:11 UTC

I NO LONGER LOOK LIKE MY PERFECT SELF.

I AM SURE THIS IS SOMEONE'S FAULT.

allwithgrace July 31 2010, 04:33:57 UTC

I'm afraid I don't know what you mean, but you should calm down. It's not healthy to get so worked up.

karmauberalles July 31 2010, 04:48:32 UTC

IT IS HARD TO CALM DOWN WHEN YOU'VE BECOME A GODDAMNED DINOSAUR.

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coyotealpha July 31 2010, 04:45:22 UTC

...eh?

karmauberalles July 31 2010, 04:50:25 UTC

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I seem to have contracted some enchantment.

Ask the captain if he'll punish whoever cast it.

coyotealpha July 31 2010, 04:52:17 UTC

Uh... well...

Is it harmin' you or anything like zat?

karmauberalles July 31 2010, 05:46:48 UTC

It's harming my dignity.

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thegoodtouch July 31 2010, 05:03:07 UTC

What seems to be the trouble?

karmauberalles July 31 2010, 05:47:20 UTC

Someone has cast an enchantment on me. It's extremely embarrassing.

thegoodtouch July 31 2010, 23:14:47 UTC

Do you recall who might have done it, Mr. von Karma?

karmauberalles July 31 2010, 23:17:45 UTC

It's hard to say. It happened after I ate a sandwich, so it could've been anyone with a grudge.

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drinkitlovelife July 31 2010, 05:26:14 UTC

Quit spamming the network!

karmauberalles July 31 2010, 05:48:35 UTC

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I haven't even posted on the network since about a month ago!

drinkitlovelife July 31 2010, 05:52:33 UTC

Nobody needs to hear your yelling! What's wrong?

karmauberalles July 31 2010, 06:00:37 UTC

An enchantment has turned me into a dinosaur. I'm issuing an ultimatum to whoever did it.

Of course, the coward probably won't even show his or her face.

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