Title: New Things
Characters/Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: PG-13(ish?)
Warnings: Slash.
Summary: Ron bothers Harry to try something...new.
“I don’t know, yet, Ron.”
A groan.
“Don’t you make those noises at me, young man.”
“You are not my mother, Harry. Don’t chastise me.”
“Well then quit nagging me!”
“Then make up your mind!”
“I said I don’t know!”
A muffled yelp is followed by a raucous laugh.
“Don’t you start taking my pants off while I’m cooking again, Ron! Merlin…”
Ron chuckles, a husky noise in Harry’s ear. “Are you sure you don’t want to use Fred and George’s new sex toys?”
A pause; a sigh.
“Let me just - “
“No! Now!”
Ron’s laughs subside into moans.