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[kartothegill]

Jess is the best person ever. Jess gives me brownies and cuddles and TV watching and alcohol and dancing and awesomeness in general. And then there's the kitty snuggles, too

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[demonsmile]

I'm pretty sure that aliens can see the color of my face from neighboring galaxies right now. Do you think your boss(es) will send you home if you suddenly develop a person-shaped growth? Regular cuddles are not going to cut it anymore! Or I could chain myself to the oven and bake every kind of brownie known to man for you?

Matt isn't going to send me itching powder in the mail or something, is he?

Despite the rumors money does not purchase personality or integrity. I'm not sure it pays for good taste, either. I would offer to bite anyone who mistreats you but that might be detrimental to my health. Asshole could be catching! Instead I will fiercely wish them recurring rashes and bad investments.

[doctorsmithisin]

"Matt isn't going to send me itching powder in the mail or something, is he?"

>.>

[demonsmile]

Forgive me father, for I have sinned!

[kartothegill]

[doctorsmithisin]

[kartothegill]

Oh come on. You know I love you.

[honouredsoul]

Isn't Jess wonderful? I'll probably make them blush saying that but it is true.

Hello Karen, my name is Ryouichi, or just Ryo will do.

[kartothegill]

It's nice to actually meet you. Jess talks about you a lot. All good.