“Have you taken this medication before?” The clerk asks, and the perimenopausal woman indicates that she has not, so the pharmacist is brought over for a consultation
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Thanks! I was especially pleased with the part about the "dewy lips". LOL! It really was all desperately clear to me. It's a wonder that the army doesn't just recruit middle aged women. If it was peace, all good, and if it's war, we'd tear everyone and everything apart.
Ha ha ha! I can't stop laughing. That is God's truth! . I love my perimenopausal friends... for so many reasons... because we can fry bacon with a glance, because we manage to keep the trash can lid on the bin of flaming atomic chili weasels, keeping everything under control even when we could, oh so easily, sear the heads off of everyone within spiting distance, because we let the stupid live... well... most of the time... . . I think one of the reasons that I have so longed for fall is that along with the cooler weather that will bring several things, sweaters, cool temps and closed windows against the neighbor's barking dogs, frying fish and spastic parrots. All which makes me want to go Bruce Lee vs Han. . Go hormones! , Marilyn.
Our dog woke me at 3AM this morning, barking his fool head off. I heard at least one neighbor yell at him before I managed to get him inside and into his crate and make clear to him that the barking must stop. Whenever I am quieting my dog, I think of you. How can your neighbors just ignore it? I take the responsibility of keeping the idiot-creature under control very seriously.
"Fry bacon with a glance." I like that, I'm going to have to remember it!
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I love my perimenopausal friends... for so many reasons... because we can fry bacon with a glance, because we manage to keep the trash can lid on the bin of flaming atomic chili weasels, keeping everything under control even when we could, oh so easily, sear the heads off of everyone within spiting distance, because we let the stupid live... well... most of the time...
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I think one of the reasons that I have so longed for fall is that along with the cooler weather that will bring several things, sweaters, cool temps and closed windows against the neighbor's barking dogs, frying fish and spastic parrots. All which makes me want to go Bruce Lee vs Han.
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Go hormones!
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"Fry bacon with a glance." I like that, I'm going to have to remember it!
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