Proper care and feeding of breasts

[kasia]

Hmm..

From this gem:
When out on the town feed your breasts well with lots of vegetables, especially broccoli. Sip water with a slice of lemon instead of ordering yet another glass of alcohol.

"hey breasts, would you like some broccoli?"

Why does this read as if it was written by a man?

Comments

[popekosh]

Well, when I'm out of town I try to feed my knees french onion soup...

creeeeepy article

[tanrinia]

so, i should go out to eat and start shoving produce down my shirt?

[popekosh]

It's a new trend: the salad goes down your shirt and the buns go in your pants!

[kasia]

Honeydews work really well, I found.

[atomicfern]

Wow, that brings to mind pictures of breasts with teeth instead of nipples...

but maybe that's just me :)