Ален, помнишь это?


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I just, pardon the expression, "googled" myself. It turns out there are a million mail order brides with my name

the link to my writing debute. I feel a bit like a fraud since I only contributed the thing about Keane, and she was so nice to share the credits with me.

http://www.kamera.co.uk/

It's embarrassing to invoice Barney's for these...


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позвонила девушка из Century21 для боссихи, зовут ее Дурында...нет, я не шучу.

for my annual installment into my journal ( Read more... )

Consequently, I had a dream last night that one of my cats (Black Mamba) learned to dance hip hop. I remember standing in the bathroom and showing Marta Mamba's dance moves. Every time the music came on she would shake her belly like a Polaroid, lean back and what have you. I must have been laughing like crazy in my sleep. The funny thing is, ( Read more... )

The impossible happened, I survived yesterdays madness. Beside the grueling 8.75 hours at the office I had managed to make it to work in time. At 5:45pm I was standing on the Penthouse floor of an office building located at Madison Ave & 56th street. By the time the nearby church bells were sounding off 6pm I was running into my school building ( Read more... )

I don't know if it's the lunar eclipse or has everyone gone collectively crazy, yours truly included. Have you ever had a dream about someone you didn't really pay attention to, and this person was just beautiful and great in your dream and then you walk around melting like an infatuated asshole every time you see this person? Well it's happening ( Read more... )

someone needs to either shoot me or hire me because i can't fucking work with these assholes anymore