HEY GUYS! I just wasted a FULL DAY on bidding on ebay for a ripoff gmail account (google's new beta email service that has all sorts of handy functions as well as a 1000mb storage space opposed to the shit 2mb hotmail one). Gmail is in beta testing, so you can't just sign up for an account. All beta testers got 3 free 'invite' gmail links/ ( Read more... )

Sup. O, that's neat. So the hoarse show is finally over and that's just dandy. I'm beat. I'll be here for another week or so doing shitty work and if I don't die, I'll be heading home with a couple stops along the way. If any of you Californiacs (har har) want to meet up with me for some odd reason, let me know and drop an idea because I'm far ( Read more... )

sup. I LOVED shoveling out horse stalls today for 12 hours in 90+ degree heat in the desert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I EVER *EVERRRR* hear ANYONE complaining about slavery, I'm going to murder them on the spot. *I* am a true slave. Those slaves had it easy ( Read more... )

Well, last night was about the worst idea ever. That Steel Reserve beer is brewed directly in the depths of hell. On the way to the club later in the night I had to get the driver to pull over so I could vomit while urinating! Awesome! Drinking on an empty stomach is nei good. I didn't get home until 4am and then I had to get up at 6am for ( Read more... )

Sundays at work are usually fairly short days for us. Well, if you can call a 10 hour shift short :S So Sunday is usually party night for the crew and tonight my old best buddy Mike is having a keg party at his place even though we have to get up at 6am for work tomorrow. I don't want to wake up tomorrow. How do i drinkd a 40 of Steel Resrve ( Read more... )

I went to Wal-Mart the other day here in southern California to buy some international money orders and there was this cute chick working at the customer service desk. So I ask her if I can get a couple international money orders and she asks me where I'm sending them to... I tell her that I'm sending them to Canada. Typically, she asks me, " ( Read more... )

Well, my birthday went well. Everyone had a great time and too many drinks. This local club named The Mirage had $0.75 high balls and people must have bought me AT LEAST 14 gin & tonics :\ Non-stop shots too... What a nightmare. I've felt like shit all day ( Read more... )

Remember that sperm whale I was talking about who was staying at my place for a week of Christmas fun?


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In the past week I've beat Fatal Frame 1 & 2. These games were AWESOME. I've always been a big survival/horror fan but lately I've lost interest. I played Resident Evil 1 on Gamecube for no more than an hour or so and I played my Resident Evil Zero for about 10 minutes. Fatal Frame brought a new spark for me. This shit was FREAKY. Silent Hill ( Read more... )

Sup Internet. Jesus was on my side this year for Christmas! In fact, God himself asked Jesus to invite my dad's fat slob cousin to our house for the holiday season! Ian and Spermwhale (his wife Kathy) arrived on Christmas Day and it refreshed the old memories of Ian and Spermwhale when they blessed us with their presence the last time. When I ( Read more... )