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Omg I actually finished it within a few hours of each other! Just a heads up: I've been experimenting with lighting mods and different defaults so this one might look a bit scattered. I still haven't decided what to go with yet.
What happened last time: Derek and Ramona were reunited and lovey stuff commenced which resulted in Ramona getting knocked up. We found out Derek doesn't like children, but decided he wanted a hand in raising it because he doesn't want to be like his (absent) father. Lysander Valle was born and was very cute.
Here is the fam in their abode in Twinbrook. I made it, but it's so much shit that I'm not going to give you guys a good angle haha. Also, no tour sorry. 50% of the house is unfurnished because I hate decorating. I literally kept yelling "I HATE THIS" as I was decorating the living room/kitchen.
No. We already did that.
Sometimes my founders look seriously scary.
Ramona: Now Lysander dear, daddy already doesn't like you so we have to convince him you're not just a useless bag of poop.
Lysander doesn't seem to like that.
Ramona: I have failed you, Derek.
Really Derek? 'cause what about...
THIS
THIS
AND THIS.
Babysitter: So I said to Lysander--
Derek: Woah, I don't even like that kid.
NO ONE BELIEVES YOU.
And now he's making more. srsly Derek.
He does all this all autonomously, too. I would feel cruel making him do it though I get a kick out of Ramona sobbing after I force her to shower
Ok so Avant Garde sims do nothing but critique artwork all day. It's seriously so fucking annoying. They won't even take care of themselves, and guess what. BOTH RAMONA AND DEREK ARE AVANT GARDE. Avant Garde is officially the curse trait on this legacy.
wtf quinton.
ARE YOU
FUCKING KIDDING ME.
RAMOOOOONAAAAAAAAAA
Ramona: wat u do to mah babeh aweh hell naw
Ramona: It's ok baby, we'll get you cleaned up.
The mother lion sizes the threat, tensing her muscles to pounce in for the kill to defend her lion cub.
:| she's a level 5 you guys.
Derek: Oh my! I'm absolutely dazzled by this fantastic...BMO!
thanks bb
OOOOO: when did you get one of those!? I know most people find them annoying, but I find them to be really cute. Idk maybe I'll change my mind once it ages.
demon spawwwnnn in her wombbb
Derek: You know, the lochness monster is a cool dude when you get to know him.
Ramona: Wat da fck did u jus sey?
turtle table doesn't approve, lysander.
Turtle Table: Oh gods Is he putting it in his mouth?
Ramona: My womb...
This is the face of a truly terrified woman.
;_____; DEREK. Seriously this is the first time he didn't have a little negative bottle symbol for a dream bubble. He secretly loves his kids and he can't lie
also omg Ramona how appropriate.
Aweh whiny Lysander
of course.
Better?
Aweh you cutie. His fishing phase was sort-lived.
I find her graffiti wildly more amusing. Like what even is that? And omg that stupid looking rose. All I can think is:
I love how they sit there after every meal angerliy tapping their foot to the beat of the music playing.
Because the only interesting thing for the past few days was Ramona's stomach.
At first I was like "AWEEEH RAMONA MY SLOB SIM IS BRUSHING HER TEETH ALL ON HER OWN! YOU LITTLE QT"
then I saw that her hygiene was ll the way down. She didn't shower. Just brushed her teeth. Ugh Ramona.
Omg that's your child Ramona.
Ramona: If you could give me a little less One Direction and little more The Decemberists that's be great.
this is why no one likes you
That'd be cooler if you put that on a wall that actually faced outside...
Also, that memory pop-up is in regard to her spraying her first "masterpiece" and it's just like :| lol srsly Ramona?
Are you going to keep going into labor while facing a wall? It's ruining my screenshots.
So the mother of your children is going into labor just on the other side of that wall...
Derek: Meh. She'll be fine she's done it before.
They actually went to the hospital this time because I made him take her
See that woman there Derek? THAT'S a healthy reaction to a woman in labor!
Derek: Do you think they have a vending machine?
I WANTED A GIRL WHYYYYY I FED YOU SO MANY WATERMELONS
Anyway, this is Acelin Valle! His traits are neurotic and hydrophobic haha poor baby.
Also, he has blue eyes! I would have been annoyed at this mutation at any other time, but I really screwed myself over by having two black haired mates this generation so I'm just grateful for any diversity
Acelin: So I just...hit it with this?
You know what that means~
haha no he just ate some bad salad
Decided it was time to send Ramona and Derek on a much needed date, but Ramona brought Lysander along because she has seperation issues idk
Ramona: Dis mah babeh guise
Then I saw this beauty and I was like "aakdsjsjfklada~!" but it would only let me watch it :/ what giiiiivesss
Then they started autonomously skating together which was cute c:
the look of realizing what's happening before it happens
Ramona: That didn't go as planned...
Derek: You're telling me...ouch
No. You made your choices, Derek.
Ramona: You're making me do what?
It'll be fun!
Those are some affectionate looks you guys.
god dammit guys
Having second thoughts there Derek?
You're such a fab vomit-er Derek
She kept eating for a while after that guy had already won :| stop showing off Ramona
Derek: Heyyy Ramonaaa
Watch our gurl he's drunk on processed beef
Ramona: Didn't you just barf...?
Slob sims don't care. Slob sims don't give a shit.
Derek: I'm really happy with you Ramona, even if I have to look after those little poop sacks
Ramona: -chuckles- Jeez Derek don't have to be so harsh
Derek: Hold on, that just makes what I'm about to do even more awesome
Ramona: Yo d00d wat u doin
Derek: Ramona Valle, when we first met you asked to draw me nude. At that moment I knew you were a totally whack broad and I love you for it. Will you be my super fine babe 5ever?
You guys have like two kids. Why are you surprised?
how can you say no to that cutie face
Some things never change.
Ok so at this point I was frustrated with the lack of diversity in this generation, so I decided to change Ramona's hair color back to blonde and gave her a haircut.
See this? This was Ramona v1 before I tweaked her a bit, so technically she is a blonde. I didn't like how her hair contrasted with her red undertone, so I changed it to black.
Derek digs it o;
Never too old for kickybag I guess...
Ramona: Now, what do we say to the lochness monster when he asks us for tree fiddy?
Ramona: I see, I have lost this one too.
Nice flippers.
Working on that blonde little girl
Birthday time!
The original lady killer y'all
He's kinda cute...idk how I feel about him :|
Ramona: You know I can kinda see why you don't like kids now
Ramona: I mean, after each kid I work out like crazy just to get my body back
you have never worked out once in your entire life Ramona
contemplative parents...oh god
no reason for this except Derek's face lul
You guys, that's what got you in this mess in the first place :|
When is that thing gonna age up gosh
Ramona: My womb...
Derek: AGAIN!?
yep, again :]
Ok that's the end of part 2! Sorry for the length, I didn't realize how much I left out of the first part. Ah well. Thanks again for reading! Hope you enjoyed it!