The Spectrum Chronicles 1.3
Welcome back to the Spectrum Chronicles!
Sorry for the delay, I've been distracted with ME3, Skyrim, life...
But we're back, so let's get to it!
We start off with Scarlet having a birthday!
Erm, you aren't permanently cross-eyed are you, Scarlet?
Holy Jesus, she is the cutest thing ever! Look at those giant eyes!
Hah, still cute.
Saffron is having a bit of a celebration on his own...why?
Because it's his birthday!!!
Saffron: Yaaaay I'm getting old! -.-
Saffron: Woooooo
This is so sad, a party by yourself on a random street corner.... =/
Saffron: I...I feel funny...*sparkle fart*
Mmm, smells like middle age!
Well, looks like you've aged well Saffron!
Saffron: Eternally sexy, that's what they say!
uh huh.
The party had to end eventually.
Look at how happy they are! They just LOVE being parents!
Saffron escapes toddler hell for some quality time with Lemon.
Lemon makes everything better!
Decided Saffron needed a middle aged makeover...settled on just giving him this hat.
Saffron: Yeah. I love this hat. So much.
Don't be TOO happy Saffron, geez.
I need some simprozac for these guys.
The unhappy couple really needed a night out of the house,
so I called up a babysitter to watch the spawn.
So far, so good.
Haley: This drink is great honey, thanks. I'm having so much fun.
Saffron: I can't believe how much fun this date is.
Wow. I just...do you guys even like each other?
Saffron tries to put on a smile, while Haley drowns her sorrows.
Saffron: Ooooh Haley, you smell like sunshine, you taste like cheeese.
O.o
Saffron: What? It's hard coming up with stuff that's yellow.
Saffron tries to get into the VIP area of the bar, hoping it will liven up the night.
Rejection. =/
Can't get into the VIP section? Play video games!
This date is kind of getting better...kind of.
Things at home are not, however.
When babies cry, you take care of them! You are a babysitter!
Do your job, woman!
Saffron: How's the food, honey?
Haley: *chews* *swallows* Fine.
Sigh.
Shortly after eating, they hurry home to save their children from the babysitter from hell.
It's birthday time for Haley!
Haley: This means no more babies right? Fuck yeah.
Um. Yeah, I don't think Pepper will be attending this particular party.
Time for Ruby's birthday! Geez, birthday after birthday after birthday in this update!
I see you take after your parents.
Ruby: Life is void.
Looking better Ruby!
Pepper gets toddlerized!
It's going to be REALLY hard to pick a heir with how cute the girls are turning out to be.
Ruby developed the Dog Person trait, so obviously she is going to become fast friends with Lemon.
He doesn't seem to mind!
Ruby is fretting over monsters under her bed.
And possibly the stinky potty that's a few feet away.
Lemon braves the lurking evil and has a lovely nap :3
Incoming Ruby spam!
/end spam
She is so darn photogenic!
Pepper: I'm photogenic tooooooo, pay attention to meeeeeee!
Then this thing just comes out of nowhere. WTF?
DogGnome!!
What's that? More sparkle farts?
Told ya, birthday after birthday after birthday after birthday...
and so on.
Oh yeah, this thing. Belongs to Scarlet, so it ages up at the same time.
<3
Cuteness overload. Maybe choosing an heir just got a little easier?
BTW, Scarlet gained the Eco Friendly trait.
Guess what guys?!!? Pepper is having another one.
I was so sick and tired of toddlers at this point, so I just aged 'em all up.
Pepper rolled the coward trait. So she's a grumpy, cowardly, couch potato. Lord help me.
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Thanks for reading!
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She is absolutely amazing!