The Spectrum Chronicles 1.0
Hello fellow simmers and readers! Welcome to the Spectrum Chronicles, a rainbowlegacy!
My rules are as follows:
1. Each generation will correspond with a color, generation one will be yellow.
2. Traits, LTW, favourites, etc. must be completely random.
Not many rules, eh? Just wanted to have fun and not be too restricted, so a rainbow legacy is perfect.
Let's get going!
This is our handsome founder, Saffron Spectrum.
He likes electronica, hot dogs, and the colour yellow (it was random I promise!).
His LTW is to be a Hit Movie Composer.
A couple shots of the legacy abode. I didn't like any of the premade homes in
Moonlight Falls, so I threw this together. It'll do!
First things first, Saffron heads to the theatre to grab a job in the music industry.
Saffron: Yay. I have a job.
Wow guy, don't get too excited...
This being a legacy, a baby oven is kinda important...so Saffron heads
to the local watering hole to secure a future for the Spectrums.
Saffron: Hi, nice to meet you. Would you like to be perpetually pregnant
and clean up after me all day?
Deedee: Erm...hi.
Saffron attempts to woo Deedee by asking for her sign.
I forget what she was, but they were not a match.
Not that it really matters.
Saffron: Hey baby, you wanna be my Mona Lisa?
Deedee: WTF does that even mean??
Saffron: You know, sit with a blank expression on your face
while I paint you.
Deedee: Yeah, not interested.
These fine ladies were also in the bar, getting all aggressive with the foosball table.
Haley: My little plastic men will OWN YOUR FACE.
Face Lady: FACE.
(oh my)
Saffron knew to give up with Deedee when she told him she hates music.
He was devastated.
He decided to throw on his tux and see if he could find a mate at the library.
Unfortunately, the library was filled with fairies. Saffron is so not into fairies.
He didn't have much luck at the park either.
There just isn't a very good selection of eligible females in Moonlight Falls.
At this point I was regretting having the Spectrums settle here.
Saffron: It's cool. I got this.
But you're just playing chess, you're not going to find a woman doing that.
Saffron: You'd think so. But I know how women work. Just watch.
...
After having no luck wooing women with his lack of chess skills,
Saffron heads back to the pub.
He latches onto one of the foosball ladies (Haley) and proceeds
to ask if she is single.
She's single!
They like each other!
OMG!
Oh crap.
Haley: Step back, sir. You disgust me!
Saffron: You led me on you floozy!
Haley: Just kidding. I think you're cute.
Saffron: You smell nice.
Oh for the love of...
Saffron continues to flirt his little shy bum off.
Um, Saffron? What's going on there buddy?
And why is Face Lady so damn creepy back there?
Saffron: My hands feel funny.
Face Lady: I'll fix your hands for you. With my face.
...
And that's all for now! Thanks for reading!