Stupid comments from some clients

[kassidynet]

"You wouldn't happen to know how to configure Outlook Express, would you?"

Well it's pretty damned obvious that my answer will be yes... I mean I work here... Or do you think they pay me to not know a thing about configuring PCs?

"I think you were on the right track to getting the problem solved"

Duh ad nauseum(after saying "Good Afternoon, this

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LMMFAO

[vondarkmoor]

thank you Kass.. You are living proof that I am not the only one that deals with really fucking stupid customers.

I answer the phone."Good Afternoon Finance Military Payroll Office Specialist Sturdevant speaking can I help you?"

"aw Yeah I was wondering.. is this the finance office.."

" Yes it is sir can I help you...."

"Oh I am sorry I got the wrong number then.."

Or this one.
Hi yes this is " whoever" I was wondering I have a finance question can you help me?????"
" Nope!!! You need to contact the Personnel Services to help you with finance questions...You fucking Moron.. Do humanity a huge favor and hold your breath until I tell you to stop.. Okay thanks ......click....

Re: LMMFAO

[kassidynet]

It's good to know I'm not the only one that deals with that kind of thing... ;)

[pirate_destrin]

classic and also the most bizarre line I ever got:

Urm, yeah, I was attempting to turn my computer on and something trapped my password in the biosphere. How can I get it out?

(turns out he had a BIOS onboot password that had a 3 strikes and machine disables 'feature' stupid twat)

[kassidynet]

LMAO. That one's great! It sounds like one that I commented about some time ago here on LJ, about a woman who put two CDs in her CD-reader...