Halftime Show

[kasta]

I've been quiet for a long time and for good reason. Well, at least I think it is a good reason. I've been adjusting to becoming a Human Blimp. It seems to be Baby Season and I am right in the middle of it, but I've taken this bump thing to extremes. So far the only person really battling me for the Too Big Too Soon title is Halle Berry who

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[jbredrebel]

yay :) congrats

[kasta]

Thank you!!!

[crassy]

Your button has already popped out?! I have total belly button envy as mine never popped out at all.

Matt and I have a friend who, during her second pregnancy, got the most fucked up belly button...or non-button as I like to call it. Her belly was completely smooth, like she was an alien birth or something. You couldn't even tell she had had a button. Freaky!

[kasta]

It is not out yet, but on it's way. We figured that as I have the Innie of All MoFoing Innies, that there was noooooo way it would pop. But I am watching it change shape all of the time. A couple of years ago I had some "diagnostic" tests done via the belly button and I can see the scar now!

I hope I don't get the non-button belly button. Then again, I'm just as afraid that if I go Outtie it will never go back!

[themonkeymafia]

my shirts are all turning into crop tops (Exhibit 1), and now I've got to accept that when I wear an outer layer, it is going to hang suspended in air

There's a joke here about Chav's and council estates and probably Little Britain

;)

[kasta]

Funny you should say that. We got a request from an outside court to write a report on this offender.... who when I checked the request... lives on my street!!!

[bralesslut]

funniest pregnant post i have read in quite sometime. i look forward to reading your bob blog :)