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Writing by Mistress Kat
This post includes a complete list of my posted fanfic in fandoms A-K.
Fic in fandoms L-N Fic in fandoms O-Z and original fic Most of the fanfic, apart for co-authored 'verses, can also be found on my
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Last Updated: 26 December 2016
Crossovers: Crossover and fusion fics are listed under every fandom they include
Actor RPF
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
In Regno PatrisJeffrey Dean Morgan/Jensen Ackles
NC-17, maybe higher? Could we go higher? 21? 30?
2,269
“Why don’t you come here and give Daddy a welcome home kiss like a good girl.”
To Oscillation!James Franco/Shia LaBeouf
PG-13
644
After the interview, Straight James and Gay James discuss the possibility of banging Shia LaBeouf. For art.
sudden as a storm, sweet as summer hayJensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki
NC-17
~3030
This thing moved from lust to something else, something infinitely worse, a long time ago, and now it's too late for Jared to back out and equally impossible to move forward, so he's stuck like this, aching and hollow and stupid in love.
American Idol
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
Indirect CommunicationAdam/Kris
PG
2,198
When Kris finally texted ‘hey, can I tell you something?’ and Adam answered with ‘anything’, it didn’t seem like such a scary thing to just… to just say it.
PhonatoryAdam/Kris
R
358
“You sound like you should be working on a sex line, Allen.”
Two PrincesAdam/Kris
PG
100
Bedtime stories.
Angel: The Series
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
and it must follow (as the night the day)Spike/various male characters implied
PG-13
652
“Where’s that green-skinned bastard?” Spike demanded. “I have a sudden and urgent need to pull his entrails out through his fucking nostrils.”
Atlantis
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
SecretsIcarus/Pythagoras
PG-13
533
He may be forgiven, he may even be loved, but trust comes more slowly. If it comes at all. Angsty post-series introspection.
Bandom
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
Access All Areas (or: How Spencer Smith Got His Groove Back)Ryan/Spencer, multiple background pairings (full list at the end of the fic)
R
~14500
Ryan and Spencer own a vintage clothing shop. Spencer gets himself some goddamn attitude. Clichéd shenanigans ensue.
AddictionGerard/Mikey
NC-17
100
Mikey can never say no.
AftermathBrendon/Ryan
NC-17
1960
“So what is it, Brendon? You were bored? Not enough under-aged girls throwing themselves at you, so you thought you’d add the boys to the mix?” The question is derisive but there’s an edge to it, like Ryan really thinks Brendon might be looking for a hook-up like he told the crowd.
A Kiss of ShadowsGerard/Lindsey, Lindsey Gen -
unmarked_place 'verse
PG-13
1,031
A character background piece: Lindsey with and without Gerard.
ApparentBrendon/Ryan
PG
100
Mirrors.
a thousand ways to kneelpre-slash Jon/Spencer and Brendon/Ryan
PG-13
~1300
Spencer is at the market against his will and his conscience.
be running up that roadGen or Ryan/Spencer if you’re so inclined
PG
239
This isn’t running away from home.
BindBob/Frank, implied Frank/others
NC-17
300
Bob is in no hurry.
CenozoicPatrick/Pete
PG
100
Pete had a very bad feeling about this.
Change of SceneryGen, Bob & Patrick -
unmarked_place 'verse
PG-13
2,913
In which Patrick remembers past decisions and makes a new one. Background piece.
Cinderella, she seems so easyGerard/Mikey (some others implied)
NC-17
~9600
The first time is a complete accident. Then again, a lot of good things in Mikey’s life have begun that way - accidentally - so who’s he to knock it.
CrackleFrank/Gerard
PG-13
717
“What the fuck, Gee?” Frank asks. “Are you actively trying to drown yourself?”
Daisy ChainPatrick/Pete
P
100
There’s a daisy chain on Patrick’s bunk.
DependenceBob/Mikey
PG-13
418
Bob always lets Mikey in.
Dream a Little Dream of MeAlex/Ryland
PG
100
Rearranging an old song.
facing forwards going slowlyAlex/Ryland -
unmarked_place 'verse
PG-13
458
Two sides of the same coin. Background piece.
i know i’m bad newsimplied Patrick/Pete
R
448
Patrick stands at the end, counting the shadows. There’s one missing. “Don’t cry, Peter,” he whispers. It comes out like a hiss. “We’ll sew it on.”
i’m not one for love songsNate/Victoria, Andy & Victoria -
unmarked_place 'verse
PG
250
Victoria has an important purchase to make.
In from the ColdFrank/Mikey (pre-slash hinted), Gerard/Lindsey (background mention)
G
671
It’s a dark and stormy night when Mikey comes visiting. He doesn’t come alone.
just be good to mePatrick/Pete
NC-17
2,481
Only with Patrick, Pete says ‘please’ like it matters, like it’s a question with an uncertain outcome. And only with Pete does Patrick know how to answer it.
KairosFrank/Gerard
PG-13
100
Changing the world.
lest it come trueBob/Patrick
R
200
Careful what you wish for...
more than good hooksBrendon/Ryan -
unmarked_place 'verse
NC-17
3,052
Love isn’t the same as respect.
my light is electricBrendon/Gabe
R
100
Father Gabriel is not like other priests.
my smile is not a lie (it's all teeth)Patrick/Pete
R
389
What they did, cannot be undone.
Of Cocoa Beans and Cautious Heartspre-Brendon/Jon/Tom, Jon/Tom, background Patrick/Pete and Ryan/Spencer
PG
1,091
“What else will it take?” Tom asks, his eyes never wavering from Brendon’s. “To get into your heart?” - Takes place in the same universe as and after the events of
Access All Areas (or: How Spencer Smith Got His Groove Back) Patrick Stump Emergency Procedure (capitals obligatory)Patrick/Pete
R
2,180
Patrick's emergency mental health intervention starts like this: Walk out on Pete.
PauseRyan/Spencer
PG
272
After spending his whole life in the desert, the rain feels like an escape.
Red-eyeAlex/Ryland
PG
100
Flying home.
RedressPatrick/Pete -
unmarked_place 'verse
NC-17
1,820
It had been three days since he’d last spanked Pete and this was long overdue.
sanctum sanctorumGabe/Pete
R
200
Gabe is safe now.
Sharpest LivesGerard/Mikey
NC-17
330
It couldn’t be wrong if Mikey liked it too.
Sketch the SkyPatrick/Pete
PG-13
438
Patrick is drunk. Pete is not. - Pete, Patrick and a sharpie.
SnareBrendon/Spencer
PG
100
First kiss.
Storm RisingImplied Gerard/Mikey
PG
250
“I don’t want to wait!” Mikey shouts, his heart beating frantically, like a butterfly in a storm, under Gerard’s fingertips.
stranger-friendsGabe/Pete
R
200
Never trust a stranger-friend.
swear to shake it up if you swear to listenBrendon/Ryan -
unmarked_place 'verse
PG-13
560
First meeting.
S.W.T.H.Gerard/Lindsey -
unmarked_place 'verse
R
350
There was a time when they used to hunt together.
Tabula RasaPete gen with m/m implications
R
100
They had taken everything away.
there’s a fallow heart and it’s waiting on a sowing handOFC/Pete -
unmarked_place 'verse
PG
299
Pete with his first Mistress. Takes place several years before the 'verse proper.
two of a kind // most compatible rideGabe/Pete
NC-17
~2000
It’s a game with rules, even if they only exist in his head. Gabe pushes and pushes, with his hands inside Pete’s clothes and his tongue inside Pete’s mouth, and himself always in Pete’s space like a goddamn puppy wanting attention.
WelcomeGen (Bob & Patrick) -
unmarked_place 'verse
R
350
“Who’s the new kid?” Bob asks. - Background piece, takes place several years before the 'verse proper.
well you done done me and you bet i felt it (co-authored with
pushkin666)
Patrick/Pete
PG-13
~6800
Patrick and Pete angst and attempt to talk about their feelings. With varying success. Then there’s some kissing. The end.
Being Human (UK)
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
innocence for daysGeorge/Mitchell
NC-17
3,708
Unfortunately, the current economic climate meant that there weren’t many career prospects available for a young man with a regrettable case of lycanthropy. Or: George takes up hustling, Mitchell is not amused.
Lecture 1. IntroductionGeorge, Mitchell, Annie
G
500
“Welcome to ‘Interrogating Humanity’,” the lecturer said from the front. University AU.
Doctor Who & Torchwood
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
A GambleTen, Simm!Master - Doctor/Master if you’re so inclined
PG
300
He hadn't gotten this far by playing it safe.
LeatherIanto/Jack
R
100
Belts and deliberate steps.
Once Upon A Time (Part 1 of the Unicorn Series)
Jack/Ten
PG
~800
Jack and Doctor have a close encounter of the gnome kind and acquire an unusual passenger.
PerksNine/Ten
PG
~100
Occupational benefits.
StarsIanto/Jack
G
100
Brightest stars are those close by.
Teethimplied Ten/Master
PG-13
100
This isn’t the way it’s supposed to go.
the odds are there to beatIanto/Jack
R
~5,800
Just because you accept the things the way they are, doesn’t mean you don’t wish for them to be different.
Three Graces (drabble-series)
Rose/clone!Doctor, Martha Gen, Donna Gen
G
3 x 100
Three endings, three beginnings.
truth exists for the wise, beauty for the feeling heart (Part 2 of the Unicorn Series)
Jack/Ten
PG
~1470
Jack and the Doctor get drunk and some things are not talked about. Except the unicorn. Which is mentioned a lot and used as a metaphor for those very same things.
Velocityimplied Jack/Nine
PG
100
Everyone knows that Jack likes to go fast.
due South
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
Message ReceivedFraser/RayK
PG-13
1,038
Ray can tell Fraser anything. Turns out, he wants to tell him everything.
Firefly
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
MothInara/River
PG-13
489
River dreams in black and white. She dreams in space and stars, in piano keys and ink running over rice paper, the characters unreadable.
Good Omens
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
ReformationAziraphale/Crowley
PG-13
1,648
“It’s awfully dirty work, isn’t it? Thwarting an apocalypse.” - Wing-grooming in the ineffable aftermath of survival.
The Great British Bake Off
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
Jammy Dodgers Are Not the Only FruitImplied Mel/Sue
PG
378
“Have a biccy.”
not the true believer (this song’s for you)Mel/Sue
G
200
"These will be the best cookies in the world," Mel declares.
Green Wing
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
PhallicBoyce/Statham
R
100
Statham's pointer is missing.
PrinceBoyce/Statham
PG
100
Frogs need love too.
Grimm
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
Birthday GambleNick/Monroe
PG-13
100
What did you get a Blutbad for a birthday?
Blutbad in a Bath (not a blood one)Nick/Monroe
PG-13
1,120
Monroe doesn’t even like baths. Much. He likes a certain Grimm just fine though…
Catch of the DayNick/Monroe
R
200
Nick is the willing prey.
restless song 1. sing no songs except of restless bloodNick/Monroe
PG-13
1,442
Nick wants to stay, he wants to, but maybe he needs a reason that isn’t pity or duty or some kind of twisted attempt at redemption for past sins.
restless song 2. not your average lullabyNick/Monroe
PG-13
2,472
Monroe learnt long ago that not acknowledging his weaknesses never ended well. For anyone.
Solstice WreathNick/Monroe
G
100
The wreath was on the door when Monroe got home.
where the streets have no nameNick/Monroe
NC-17
3,466
Nick is undercover as a hustler. Monroe stumbles on the case just as it’s about to go south. Things happen. And by ‘things’ I mean ‘sex in the alley’, obviously.
Working Late (co-authored with
pushkin666)
Nick/Monroe
PG
300 (x2)
Nick is working late. Monroe interrupts
Harry Potter
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
ManifoldDraco/Harry
NC-17
5,334
Harry learns that despite earlier appearances, he is not quite... human. This has some interesting consequences.
what rough beast, its hour come around at lastLucius Malfoy, implied Dean/Sam
R
3,048
There are no prophesies about Sam Winchester. - Supernatural fusion
Hawaii Five-0
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
A Hard Day’s Nightpre-Danny/Steve
G
500
“Better yet,” Danny kicks the front door open and hauls Steve across the threshold like a particularly attractive sack of potatoes, “you could stop jumping off buildings. That would be novel.”
In Your Eyes, the Valleysimplied Chin/Kono
PG
337
Chin’s words echo in her head long after she’s closed the door on him.
Ready to Rock, Ready to RollDanny/Steve
PG-13
1,565
The perks were... not bad. Verging on good even. - Shameless regurgitation of the ‘undercover as a couple’ trope.
The Hobbit
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
Birthday Surprise . (co-auhtored with
pushkin666)
Bilbo/Thorin
PG
100 (+100 for Part 2)
Bilbo receives a special birthday present.
our history is just in our bloodFili/Kili
PG-13
1,377
Sometimes Kili feels like his whole life has been spent on his brother’s shining orbit, trailing him like a raven circling the sun.
Two-Heart SoundImplied Bilbo/Thorin
PG
2,200
After the battle, there is silence. It takes Bilbo a while to remember what fills it.
House M.D.
Title
Characters/Pairing
Rating
Word count
Summary
ExclusiveHouse/Wilson
PG-13
100
Wilson doesn't share well.
Like ThisHouse/Wilson
R
~520
House gets a reminder, even though he doesn’t need it.
SpoonHouse/Wilson
PG
100
Some utensils are sexier than others.
Three things about James Wilsonhints of House/Wilson
PG-13
400
Title says it all.