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Jan 23, 2008 14:01

I don't know why everyone says Cloverfield is such a good movie. It sucked pretty hard, unless you enjoy youtube videos, iPod Commercials and Michael J Fox's home movies (because he has Parkinsons) Fuck that movie. It should have been titled "Just Die Already, You Prententious Hipster Faggots: The Movie" I have to watch 30 minutes of a bunch of ( Read more... )

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Really? saikyoryu January 24 2008, 06:11:48 UTC
Did you sit through the whole thing? I though you would have gotten motion sick, like at The Blair Witch.

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Re: Really? katachi_kun January 24 2008, 08:54:37 UTC
Yep. 5 minutes into it, I was feeling pretty sick. Fortunately, there's hardly any action in the movie, and there's loooooong dialoge heavy scenes where I could just stare at the ceiling in the theater and not worry about missing anything important. So yeah, I got through it okay. Even if the camera wasn't so shaky, it was still just another romantic teen drama, but with a monster. You could have EASILY replaced "monster" with "terrorist", "earthquake", or "emotional distress" and it would have been the same goddamned movie.

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