Comments | kataklysma: a moment to piss and moan...

kataklysma

a moment to piss and moan...

Nov 14, 2006 22:24

been online all evening searching for a shrink for one of my family members. You know how many crappy therapists there are in the world???

and nobody does narrative therapy around here.

AND WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PSYCHOANALISTS ON THE SITE FOR CALIFORNIA ASSOC. of MARRIAGE AND FAMILY THERAPISTSweeding them all out was such a waste of time ( Read more... )

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paosparti November 15 2006, 07:21:04 UTC

though I would suggest with such a prfession that you require clients to come to your "cuddle lounge" and have the place Video taped 24-7.

And would you really be able to cuddle ANYONE?

kataklysma November 15 2006, 16:04:58 UTC

Oooh, a cuddle lounge. What a fabulous idea! Instead of strippers, we have cuddlers. Maybe we could go totally maternal and offer baby bottles full of...I dunno...vodka? and free diaper changing services...

re_folk November 15 2006, 18:59:07 UTC

there is such a thing as 'cuddle parties'. really. its this phenomena (spelling?) going on in a few big cities. somebody throws a party and everybody just cuddles at the party.

seriously.

paosparti November 16 2006, 04:04:42 UTC

Er the diaper thing would be a bit much for me. I was thinking more along the lines of Lots of velvet, silk and satin. Maybe beds and couches of all different kinds, so you could pick how you wanna snuggle... ya know like "on the couch watch'in a movie" or "Spooning in your sleep".

Probably lots of wall sconces, and candelabras... Just not to close to all the flowy plush fabrics.

re_folk November 15 2006, 08:45:52 UTC

I would suggest meeting up at the Lair to cuddle. If he turns out to be a creep there would be alot of people there who would be able to boot his ass out.

If I were to be out on my first professional cuddling session with somebody I met off of craigslist, meeting up at the Lair is the only option I can really think of.

Well maybe a well populated public park.

kataklysma November 15 2006, 16:03:46 UTC

Hmm, good advice. My brilliant idea is sounding creepier and creepier by the minute. :-(

blood_thunder November 15 2006, 14:16:04 UTC

Sweetie:

Love ya. Couldn't pay for personal services. Couldn't cuddle those in need of professional services....am I a bitch?

That being said, you + me = mutually beneficial cuddling at no charge.

kataklysma November 15 2006, 16:02:15 UTC

Awwww!!! I'm soooo gonna cash in on that offer. Where do I enter my credit card information?

blood_thunder November 16 2006, 06:06:40 UTC

In my coin slot!

Ok, that was gross.

blood_thunder November 17 2006, 13:44:51 UTC

P.S. - Don't start me on shitty therapists................