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Jul 07, 2008 11:39

Hello again! I'm leaving for Wyoming (!!) in TWO DAYS, so I figured I may as well get one last chapter of Twilight in before I leave on my EXCELLENT RANCH ADVENTURE ( Read more... )

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vetana_seti July 8 2008, 10:02:19 UTC
I threw down a quick bowl of cereal

So...what? She threw it on the floor? This is iron chef?

The idea of musical vampires in this is hysterical.

Also, I'D like to see Edward naked, as much as I would probably pass out from a nosebleed. I would also be tripping over myself thanking him for saving me and deciding that I had just mistaken what was going on because I was ABOUT TO BE A ROAD STAIN!

....I'm going to be crying about you being on your trip because it will mean I don't get more of this for a while.

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katanisk July 8 2008, 17:16:39 UTC
I was going to comment on that, but I'm fairly sure that it's a phrase that just means she ate it really quickly. XD So I left it alone. Sounds funny, though, dunnit?

Musical vampires make everything better. I guarantee, Edward would be 100 times more badass if he sang. But not like...sissy songs. He'd have to be like, doing awesome ones, or just singing EVERYTHING like I said in the post. XD

And yeah, it's really ridiculous. I'm not saying she should have worshiped the ground he walked on or anything, just showed some simple gratitude. -I- would.

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vetana_seti July 9 2008, 02:07:36 UTC
musical vampires, it's perfect really.

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katanisk July 8 2008, 17:17:01 UTC
And DON'T CRY! XD It's only gonna be two weeks! <3

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the_dire_mimic July 8 2008, 10:03:46 UTC
I love you so bad! Gawwwwwwd what a BITCH. I know a girl like that you know. It's kinda scary LOL

This is so bad.... I can NOT believe shit like this gets published! I don't know who it was, but I remember someone recommending this to me.... someone I ACTUALLY trusted their literary opinion!

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katanisk July 8 2008, 17:18:29 UTC
Ugh, yeah, I'm grateful to say that while I know a multitude of bitches, none of them are quite like Bella. Usually, they at least know how to FAKE being nice. Bella doesn't even try.

Well, on the bright side, if this crap can get published, it means myself and lots of other wannabe authors have hope of getting published. XD I have a LOT of friends who write way better than this crap.

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amyrat151 July 9 2008, 03:03:30 UTC
And how is it that no one notices that she's a total bitch? I'm surprised the characters are able to put their shoes are the right feet in the morning.

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jumpgirl July 8 2008, 18:54:26 UTC
I enjoy your review.Seriously...

Poor Charlie... :(

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azvolrien July 8 2008, 18:59:37 UTC
'Oath' probably was the word she was looking for. It can be used as a synonym for swearword, though it usually isn't.

Y'know, if I'd just seen a guy stop a car with his bare hands, I'd probably at least give him the time of day out of sheer HOLY CRAP HE JUST BEAT UP A CAR even if I wasn't the person he'd pulled out of the way.

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katanisk July 8 2008, 21:46:57 UTC
Ah, my bad, then.

LAWL, I know, right? I'd be like "... holy shit."

And she's just like "*TANTRUM*"

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celarania July 8 2008, 21:04:50 UTC
That was most enjoyable ( ... )

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katanisk July 8 2008, 21:52:51 UTC
Yeeeeup. Word to everything there. :/ Research is your friend, Meyer!

And yeah, the trouble with this stuff is not the concept itself. It's the fact that it's all carried out very poorly. She has opportunity after opportunity to tell the story in a clever and well-done manner, and she doesn't.
Your version of the conversation is infinitely more believable and entertaining. XD
Plus, comic relief is GUD!

And... ah, no, I don't think so! I've never watched Avatar before. XD I hear it's good, though! Looking over your profile, the only familiar thing I can see is that I watched vogeldrache on DA. XD But that's it.

Still, though, thanks! Mind if I friend you? <3

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celarania July 9 2008, 15:25:42 UTC
Wow... I always find something ridiculously dorky to complain about. >.< I swear that I should need a pair of nerd glasses ( ... )

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katanisk July 11 2008, 04:50:34 UTC
Hahaha, no worries! I do that too ( ... )

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