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katanisk

PREPARE TO BE ~~DAZZLED~~

May 24, 2009 04:50

Months of schoolwork and rubble had built up over the shortlived but devoted Twilight Snarks that occasionally adorned this journal. But then, as the school year came screaming to a halt, something miraculous happened ( Read more... )

twilight, review, movie, mst, snark

Comments 43

omgsellie May 24 2009, 12:20:24 UTC

I couldn't stand the movie, but that's surely because of the book it's based on.
However, your commentary is hilarious, and I give it 10/10 sparkles.
8)

katanisk May 24 2009, 16:30:52 UTC

Hahaha yeah I try my best to go into things with an open mind-- that and after putting a lot of thought into analyzing exactly WHAT made the book so bad, it was really refreshing to see that a lot of the bad stuff was improved in the movie. It's all in the little details, man.

But that said, yeah. I mean... in the end it's still about sparkling vampires.

Thank you!

omgsellie May 24 2009, 23:41:37 UTC

true true very true

thep1x3l May 24 2009, 13:33:35 UTC

You know what I thought was funny? The random human anatomy poster in that restaurant after Bella almost gets jumped.

And what was really lame was Stephanie Meyer's cameo.

"Here's jer fries Stephanie! =B"

katanisk May 24 2009, 16:31:09 UTC

HAHAHA OMG THAT WAS HER??

thep1x3l May 24 2009, 17:34:09 UTC

Yes indeed. =B

azvolrien May 24 2009, 13:49:57 UTC

I agree on pretty much all of this. I actually enjoyed the film, mostly because we can see Edward and we don't need to be told of his hotness every five lines.

Also, 'Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat.' and Charlie's dramatic gun-loading before meeting Edward.

katanisk May 24 2009, 16:32:40 UTC

I liked that scene too! I guess I forgot to mention that in the review, but that restaurant scene was FAR more effective than in the book.

And another thing to note is that, aside from the girly-girl highschool kids, no one gave Edward a second glance. Not like the book where everyone and their grandma was ogling Edward's permanently-jailbait body.

azvolrien May 25 2009, 07:44:14 UTC

I watched Twilight with my granny once and got much glee from her disapproving comments, such as "I'd be getting well shot of him if I was Bella."

katanisk May 25 2009, 16:02:19 UTC

Your granny is clearly more sensible than anyone in the story.

ayeayes May 24 2009, 15:09:26 UTC

El-oh-el, I even listened to some of the songs that were ruined in the movie while I read this. Just for effect. I dunno.

kguillory May 24 2009, 17:33:30 UTC

10/10 for awesome snark and a good review overall! Will you review more stuff?

katanisk May 24 2009, 18:01:04 UTC

XD Maybe! I'm at least gonna try to go back to cranking out a chapter a week of the book. Dunno about movies.

kguillory May 25 2009, 03:56:09 UTC

May I suggest some (if I ever think of any)?