Attention Fearless Leaders, Meatshields, and Random Cannon Fodder...

[katann23]

Sunday, Kulture, 9:00p.m.

We will be gathering to discuss zombie apocalypse survival tactics. Be there or be zombie treats.

Sincerely,
Kath, the one true zombie apocalypse survival leader...

Comments

I want to eat you...

[evilgoddess]

You know I'll be there. :o)

Lets discuss

Voo Doo Zombies
Radioactive Zombies
Biologically Engineered Zombies

Re: I want to eat you...

[katann23]

You want to eat me? I thought you were straight!!!!

Re: I want to eat you...

[katann23]

Dearest Trudy,

If you believe that getting laid one last time is enough before you get turned into the living dead, I am not sure that you can be part of my survival group. Getting laid is something we can do any old day. Survival for more than the 15 minutes that fucking takes is far more important. (23 minutes if you fuck well. Apparently according to Patrick lovemaking might take 3 hours, but we do not need to go all mushy like that...)

Trudy, Trudy, Trudy, can we not put aside our primal urges for the time it takes to survive a goddamned apocalypse. You are a damn meatshield. So, actually, you might be of some use to me...

Love,
Kath - the one true zombie apocalypse survival leader...

Re: I want to eat you...

[evilgoddess]

Dearest Kath,

Getting laid is very important to me however I should not doubt your brilliance as a zombie apocalypse survival leader.

I would like to find out your thoughts in regards to the possibility of me having a Zombie Baby?

Yours Truly,

Trudy Aka: EvilGoddess

[katann23]

[z_kungfu]

Meatshields, that all you two are.... :P

uh oh...

[nldanger]

Re: uh oh...

[katann23]

Whoops. Looks like you need a little bit more training before the apocalypse. I can help you out. :)

[z_kungfu]

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