booooooox

[katayoku_tenshi]

box for talking. Talk talk talk box.

Hi box.

Hi hi.

Hi my Cloud, hi Zack, hi Zack's Cloud, hi everyone.

Not bad for a hospital. Doctors all gone, bullets all gone. I like it when doctors go away.And they even gave me the box to talk to. Hi box

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[picasso_sweets]

...whoa. Um.

[ooc; for want of getting involved in this because it's hilarious, but for Kio's utter lack of anything to say.
That box ♥]

[katayoku_tenshi]

Kio! Hi Kio! ♥

I love this box. It talks and talks. It keeps the doctors away. Or else they're bored with poking me, but they gave me the box and said I was done, and I like done with doctors.

And I like the box. Good box...

[XDDDD!]

[picasso_sweets]

...hi?

A box. Fascinating.
Why're you in the hospital to begin with?

[katayoku_tenshi]

It's because Mother's gone! She's stuffed in a rock in some other universe entirely. Isn't that wonderful?

It got a bit confusing in the middle, though. They were all trying to hurt Shelke. And I couldn't let them. So I tried to put everyone to sleep, and Sister fell asleep and wouldn't have been fighting, but then Father Abel got really mad at me and the metal person shot me a lot too.

And now they won't talk about it! That makes me mad. You don't just go and lie to your friends and shoot them and not even talk it over afterward. Or even during. At least when Cloud and Zack and I were killing each other, we yelled at each other a lot in the process.

I don't know. Maybe Father Abel yelled at me too and I just forgot. It's kind of furry. ...Blurry? Yeah. That. They have some really amazing drugs here...

[skymning_land]

Oh god, Sephiroth.

[ooc; Riku hopes that when Sephiroth snaps out of it, he'll delete it. For, you know. His reputation. XD]

[katayoku_tenshi]

Riku! Thank you, Riku. Thank you. Thank you thank you she's gone, I can't hear her at all anymore. I don't know if I've ever had so much quiet in here, before. Inside my head, I mean. But the room's quiet too. The box talks, but it doesn't say anything, if you know what I mean?

Anyway.

Thank you so much.

[ooc: XDDD Sephiroth will probably try, and will run into some obscure LJ error involving 'we can't validate your identity because you're not posting from the same IP address' or something... also, the mage thread is getting introductions underway in the Jenova-kicking log if you'd like to put Riku into it!]

[skymning_land]

Uh... well, you're welcome, Seph... uh, just one thing.

When you're better and about to get out of the hospital?

Delete this journal. Just--you'll understand when you're better.

[ooc; XDD Oh god, poor Seph! +snickerr+

Right! I... had started on that but then was interrupted by doctor's appointment and evil evil voice-be-gone. >>;]

[katayoku_tenshi]

Huh. Okay, if you want...

Oh! When is the wedding? I have to make sure they give my feet back by then.

Stupid doctors hid my feet and I can't find them. And the closet is all the way over there...

[^___^ yeah, in a week or so, the next post is going to be something along the lines of "YOU NEVER SAW THAT. THAT LAST POST ... THE LAST TWO POSTS ... THE LAST TWO POSTS AND THE PUU THING MONTH AND A HALF NEVER HAPPENED! DDDX" Also? Your post in the mages thread is awesome. The whole Jenovastomping thread is really. ♥♥♥]

[ninth_melody]

Um... are you ok?

((ooc: I love you. Really, I do. XD))

[katayoku_tenshi]

I'm fine. Bullets all gone, doctors all gone, it's the most remarkable thing -- nothing hurts at all. They have the most marvelous drugs here... ♥

[ooc: hey, I figured the place could use a little comedy coming out of even the Jenova-drama. And since surgery without any anesthetics at all is just horrible to write about, enter the elephant tranks for both mercy and amusement's sake. XD Seph is SO toasted...]

[ninth_melody]

Uh, yea, I guess they do.

((ooc: Poor guy. XD))

[katayoku_tenshi]

Take care of Riku, okay?

He's important.

And also getting married. To you, right?

Take care of him.

And make the doctors give my clothes back before the wedding. Or I'll have to steal a lot more sheets.

I need a Yuffie or two, I think. That's ...scary.

[lady_yuuko]

You definitely sound like you're a bit high, Sephy-kun dear~ ♥

[Yuuko is so gonna take this opportunity for being completely evil. >3]

[katayoku_tenshi]

high? High... Hi Yuuko-san. Um. I didn't do anything wrong, did I?

Aside from killing the news box. The news box is all dead.

Wanted to kill Muraki, he was on it.

Anyway.

Box doesn't have a send sugar button. I'm sorry Yuuko-san.

[he's terrified even through the drugs! Poor Seph. Can't find his feet to run away. Also, he threw the remote through the TV. Not at the TV -- through it. XDDD]

[lady_yuuko]

You killed the news box? But that will get you into jail, Sephy-kun~! As if there hadn't been enough murders in Lumiere already, too!

[Oh, Sephy. Yuuko is sooooo having fun! xD HE NEEDS MOAR DRUGS, LYK, NOWZ. :D]

[katayoku_tenshi]

ehhhhh? Jail?

oh.

Jail has pants. And doesn't have doctors.

Can I go to jail now please? I want pants...

[I think he's on quiiiiiite enough drugs at the moment! XD]

[boomchucka]

xD; So does this mean if I ask you for a rocket launcher that I can actually have one? :D~~

[ooc: EPIC WIN. XD]

[katayoku_tenshi]

what for?

does something need blown up?

ask box. box knows everything.

box has all kinds of buttons.

need smite button

friends button, talk button, memories button, info button.

info? info is good.

pictures. lots of things to click.

no smite button, though.

no send sugar button either.

box needs more buttons.

hmm.

rocket launcher is because of no smite button?

Okay.

[ooc: you are EVIL, you know? XDDD I'm dreading what might happen if Natsuo and Youji discover his current level of suggestibility...]

[boomchucka]

[ooc: Evil is one of the many services I offer. The others... I don't think you could afford. ;D]

D: What do you need a smite button for?

What about a SMILE button? :D

Ask the box? I should ask your... computer? o.O;;

But yes, somebody needs blowing up. ^_^v

[katayoku_tenshi]

You need something to blow up. ...to blow something up. Right?

smite button would've been convenient. easier to find. I don't think closets have rocket launchers very much. And the closet is too far away.

yes. box knows everything. googlegooglegoogle!

huh. box doesn't know everything? Still no smite button. :(

Box knows rocket launcher, though! :3

[ooc: he hasn't noticed exactly what scale they're using on those. XD]