Also, am I doing it right? I'm not familiar with a Santa or a Christmas. There's Yule for the soldiers, though. It mostly involves finding a really big piece of wood that will burn for a week, and also getting really drunk. But that might just be what Soldiers always do on break.
And there's something about this poisonous parasite plant you nail over the doors to force people to kiss you. Maybe if you don't kiss someone they'll put the poisonous plant in your wine while you're getting really drunk and you'll die so it's safer to kiss everyone to make sure? I never was clear on the cause and effect relationship there...
But I haven't been good. I broke Cloud's oven. And I scared Father Abel. And Aerith. And Aelita. And a lot of people. And then the android shot me and Sonic hit me and people wanted me dead, so now I'm in the hospital. With doctors.
I hate doctors. Except for when they have the drugs that make everything not hurt anymore. Then doctors are okay. Sort of. A little. I still mostly hate doctors though.
But they had drugs, so nothing hurts, so that's good.
But that's what the Santa said and Seph has been really nice to me so that's gotta add up to a lot...because usually I get bullied.
Hah! I'll come and I'll bring rum and bread pudding, and pants, and the potatoes yeah? Heh and I can keep the doctors away too if the bother ya.
Haha! I'm okay, had a hangover a while ago, but it's wearing off...though I think I should be drunk again cuz I'm remembering things I shouldn't remember.
Things you shouldn't remember? And usually bullies? Who bullies you? I'll --
--wait, I have to get my feet back. And my sword.
Still. Nobody should bully you. Nobody should bully anybody.
Should I demonstrate what it feels like, so they get the idea? Because I'm taller than most of the people here and...
...uh.
if it's the twelve-ton flying water buffalo, I'm not sure if I could intimidate it much. I'm not sure if it knows the difference between bullying and accidentally stepping on people and small cars.
But. Anybody except the water buffalo, you just point me at them, okay?
[XDDDD and his delusions live on! I'm home sick with toooons of cold meds in my system, so I'm well equipped for writing groggySeph today... whenever I stop falling asleep every hour or so, that is.]
No! I think this is just a funny thing that happens. Like... it picks up names from your computer journal and mixes'em in. I think that must be it. It can be very random, ne??
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Heh! But you can be quite adorable when you aren't threatening to ring my neck!
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Don't want to make Yuuko mad. Yuuko mad is dangerous embarrassing ...don't want to make Yuuko mad.
I think Cloud has the hard bake oven.
never knew there was an easy bake oven too...
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er.
oh.
...I'm very glad you're not mad?
Also, am I doing it right? I'm not familiar with a Santa or a Christmas. There's Yule for the soldiers, though. It mostly involves finding a really big piece of wood that will burn for a week, and also getting really drunk. But that might just be what Soldiers always do on break.
And there's something about this poisonous parasite plant you nail over the doors to force people to kiss you. Maybe if you don't kiss someone they'll put the poisonous plant in your wine while you're getting really drunk and you'll die so it's safer to kiss everyone to make sure? I never was clear on the cause and effect relationship there...
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I like Legos ^_^}
By the way, how're feeling?
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I hate doctors. Except for when they have the drugs that make everything not hurt anymore. Then doctors are okay. Sort of. A little. I still mostly hate doctors though.
But they had drugs, so nothing hurts, so that's good.
Also, monkeys? Are you okay?
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Hah! I'll come and I'll bring rum and bread pudding, and pants, and the potatoes yeah? Heh and I can keep the doctors away too if the bother ya.
Haha! I'm okay, had a hangover a while ago, but it's wearing off...though I think I should be drunk again cuz I'm remembering things I shouldn't remember.
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--wait, I have to get my feet back. And my sword.
Still. Nobody should bully you. Nobody should bully anybody.
Should I demonstrate what it feels like, so they get the idea? Because I'm taller than most of the people here and...
...uh.
if it's the twelve-ton flying water buffalo, I'm not sure if I could intimidate it much. I'm not sure if it knows the difference between bullying and accidentally stepping on people and small cars.
But. Anybody except the water buffalo, you just point me at them, okay?
Once I have my feet back. And my sword.
...and my pants. I need those too.
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Don't want to know what?
Because I have to know what you want to not know if I'm going to not tell you.
uh.
wait.
You have to know what you want not to know in order to tell me what you want to not know in order for me to not tell you, but you already know?
...I take it back. My head hurts now...
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Because you are making a frightening amount of sense.
[HEEEEEEEEH! Christmas Abelina icon!]
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[XDDDD and his delusions live on! I'm home sick with toooons of cold meds in my system, so I'm well equipped for writing groggySeph today... whenever I stop falling asleep every hour or so, that is.]
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Some of the other lists say that genocide is worth -5000, though. I wonder how it didn't notice me...
...but I'd like an oven with an easy button, so I'm not going to mention it. Is that bad of me?
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...but then what's the purpose if it's not accurate?
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