Actual conversation at work today:

Me: Until they, you know, create anti-matter and go into space.
Co-worker: Yeah! Like, have you ever read "Angels and Demons"?
Me: Huh?
Co-worker: "Angels and Demons".
Me: Oh yeah, by the same guy who did the Da Vinci Code?
Co-worker: Dan Brown, yeah. About anti-matter!
Me: Huh?
Co-worker: You know. What the ( Read more... )

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Ok, so has anyone seen that rather ridiculous movie "The Day After Tomorrow"? Right, when giant natural disasters caused by global warming and the inability to listen when Dennis Quaid gabbles crackpot scientific 'theories'?

Um, and part of the natural disasters are tornados that destroy Los Angeles?

Ok, so maybe we're a bit far north, but ( Read more... )

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WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO MY POOR BRAIN, JODY???

So, out of school and deciding not to volunteer at work after I went to my dr's appointment today, I went go to see "Enchanted".

Alone.

( Now this isn't a way of making y'all feel guilty that you aren't here with me. It was more spontaneous than that, as in: 'Should I get my tires checked? Wait, next to the Les Schwab is a movie theater. Hm, I wonder what's playing. Hm, Enchanted starts in 2 mins. I think I should go to that instead of getting my tires checked.' And we'll just see what happens with the tires later, shall we? But anyways... )

While studying for (yet another) anatomy exam, I took a time out to take the longest Harry Potter sorting quiz EVER! And to my delighted shock:

The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!


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So the absolute CUTEST gay couple came into work today. Just the cutest. Wanted to make me coo. Ok, so one of them had man tits -- not bitch tits, where he's so overweight he needs a bra, but man tits, when he's overdeveloped his pecs so that they stand out like boobs in a really good bra -- but he was still cute, and his lover was all worried ( Read more... )

I listen to the country stations occasionally

(pause for gasping)

much to the chagrin of my family, I'm sure.

ANYWAYS...

So along comes this song, and I listen to the lyrics, like I do, and I find that it's "Online" by Bradaisley. Now, for all of you who don't know the song (like I didn't), the lyrics are ( here )

Sadly, the story was a teensy bit too big. Here's part 2:

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Do you love Batman? Do you love hearing about Batman? Do you love people who love Batman?

I am now this author's personal manager! Yay me! What is the pay, do you ask? I get to read them first!

Title: Kidnapping Can Be Fun!
Author: burly_curly
Rating: PG for some violence & mild nudity.
Summary: It's all in a normal day for wife to ( Read more... )