I've always wanted to try this...

Jun 07, 2009 00:42

Say what you've always wanted to say to me.  Tell me a secret.  Tell me something no one else knows.  Tell me a joke!!  Anon comments are on  baby.

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anonymous June 7 2009, 04:56:29 UTC
i actually can't stand my "best friends".

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anonymous June 7 2009, 05:00:21 UTC
i will never be pretty enough for him.

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anonymous June 7 2009, 05:11:17 UTC
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

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katebert June 7 2009, 05:12:42 UTC
hahahhahah omg <3

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anonymous June 7 2009, 05:19:09 UTC
My grandparents are communists :O

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anonymous June 7 2009, 05:29:47 UTC
this made me laugh and i have no idea why.

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anonymous June 7 2009, 06:00:00 UTC
idk probably because I am hilarious

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