If I were a decade: the 80s ..the bigger and flashier, the better
If I were a month, I'd be: november
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: wednesday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: midnight
If I were a planet, I'd be: jupiter
If I were a direction, I'd be: northeast
If I were a season, I'd be: spring
If I were something cold, I'd be: an icecube
If I were a sin, I'd be: envy
If I were an emotion, I'd be: unrequited love
If I were a tree, I'd be: a weeping willow
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a sunflower
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a mermaid
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a starfish
If I could fly, I'd be: a butterfly
If I were an insect, I'd be: a catterpillar
If I were a color, I'd be: pink
If I were a movie, I'd be: p0rn0
If I were a book, I'd be: an ee cummings poetry book
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: im trying hard, but not coming up with any cartoon characters i relate to
If I were an object, I'd be: a cigarette
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a bookcase
If I were a writing utensil, I'd be: a chewed-on pen
If I were a number, I'd be: 7
If I were a letter, I'd be: z
If I were a shape, I'd be: a lop-sided heart
If I were a liquid, I'd be: rain
If I were a fruit, I'd be: pineapple
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: a cucumber
If I were a cereal, I'd be: resse puffs
If I were a candy/sweet, I'd be: midnight milkyway
If I were a beverage I'd be: diet coke
If I were a meal of the day, I'd be: the crap you eat at 3 oclock in the morning to pass the time
If I were an instument, I'd be: drums
If I were a pattern, I'd be: zebra print
If I were a piece a clothing, I'd be: a hot pink bra
If I were a ribbon, I'd tie myself around: you
sometimes yr too blind to see anything objectively.