Jaken, Kagura, Floor

Jan 27, 2010 15:23

TItle: Jaken, Kagura, Floor
Author: Kateifer
Theme: Jaken abuse
Word content: 373
Author's Comments: Jaken abuse is always funny.


              Kagura slipped in through the front door of the manor, and started to wander the halls.  She had tracked down where Sesshomaru lived, and she wanted quite badly to speak to him.  As she wandered, she made sure that she made as little noise as possible.  She avoided the eyes of Rin, who had been playing in one of the empty rooms.  She checked every room as she passed them, and so far, there was no sign of the lord to be found anywhere.  She was about to give up, when she turned the corner and was faced with a familiar green toad-like creature.

“It’s you again!  How did you get in?” Jaken pointed accusingly at the woman as he demanded answers.  Kagura just smiled smugly as she answered him.

“Through the front door, how else?” her voice was cocky, and the surprise on Jaken’s face only amused her further.  “Now, I don’t want to waste any more time here with you.  Where is Sesshomaru?”

“You insolent wench!” his shrill yell made her want to plug her ears as he continued, “How dare you address him so casually?!  His name is Lord Sesshomaru!”  Kagura just gave Jaken a blank look.

“Alright then, where is Lord Sesshomaru?  I need to speak with him.”  Kagura looked around, then back to Jaken, “I’ve searched the whole place and he’s nowhere to be seen.”

“That is none of your concern!” Jaken yelled, “Now leave here before I make sure it happens myself.”

“You wouldn’t be able if you tried.  I could mop the floor with you, and I will if you don’t tell me where I can find Sesshomaru.”  Kagura was growing more and more impatient, she needed to see him as soon as she could, and Jaken was just in her way.

“I won’t tell you, now get out of here.”

Sesshomaru returned to his manor to an interesting sight.  Kagura was pushing Jaken around on the floor with his own Staff of Two heads.  The bottom of the staff was tied to his clothes and she was pushing him around with ease.

“Kagura... how did you get in here?” Sesshomaru didn’t even want to know what was going on with those two at this point.

Authors Note:  Okay, so I read the prompt wrong, it was supposed to be Kouga instead of Kagura...  But this is already done so it will be posted.  I'll do another one that's actually right.

fanfiction, kagura, inuyasha, jaken, crackfic

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