Longest Survey EVAR P.1
The Longest Survey Ever
The Basics
1. First name
Stephanie
2. Age
19
3. Gender
Female
4. Happy with it?
Very much so. Ask me again when I'm having a kid.
5. The current time is?
8:02 PM
6. Eye color
Blue
7. Happy with it?
Some days.
8. If not, what would you change it to?
I'd love to have green eyes.
9. Hair color
Brownish-blonde.
10. Happy with it?
Some days.
11. If not, what would you change it to?
RED.
12. Hair length
Longer.
13. Hair style
Wavy.
14. Have you ever dyed your hair?
Not completely, but I have highlighted it.
15. What color?
Blonde the first time, red the last.
16. Do you dye your hair frequently?
Not really.
17. Has it ever gotten damaged?
Nope.
18. Are you clean-shaven?
...I would hope so.
19. What's your body type?
I prefer to label myself as chunky :P
20. Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?
Between.
21. Thin or full lips?
Full.
22. Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?
Between.
23. Have you ever had lice?
Yup.
24. How old were you?
Hmmm...about 9, I think.
25. Nicknames
Steph, Baby (but only my mom can use that one.)
26. Happy with them?
Definitely.
27. Aliases
Elisabeth (Lissa), Katelynn.
28. What made you choose them?
Katelynn was a name I'd always been in love with, and I saw the name Elisabeth in a fanfic.
29. If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
Josiah.
30. Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?
Hmmm. Something strong, like William or Jonathon.
31. If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?
No.
32. What heritage does your first name imply?
Like, what does it mean? 'Crowned one.'
33. Middle name
Rebecca
34. Last name
Derksen
35. Place of birth
Brainerd, MN
36. Date of birth
August 19, 1991
37. Nationality
American, baby!
38. Were you named after anyone?
Nope.
39. Who?
♠
40. What side of the family does your name come from?
♣
41. Did your parents immigrate?
Nope.
42. How about your grandparents?
Nope.
43. Your great grandparents?
Nope.
44. Farther back into your family?
Grandpa's grandma.
45. Where did they emmigrate from?
Germany
46. Where did they immigrate to?
North Dakota.
47. Skin color
White
48. What's your facial structure like?
Heart-shaped.
49. Height
5' 5"
50. Happy with it?
Eh. I could've been about 6' had I'd been more active as a child. That would be nice.
51. Weight
No idea, don't much care.
52. Happy with it?
*shrugs* For now. But before I join the Feds, I definitely have to lose some.
53. How old are your parents?
Mom: 53 Dad: 46
54. What's your father's name?
Lawrence
55. Your mother's?
Kathryn
56. Do you have any siblings?
An older brother.
57. How old are they?
28.
58. What are their names?
Mathias
59. Do you get along with your family?
Most of the time.
60. Do you wish they were different?
...Does financially count?
61. Were you ever abused by any member of your family?
Not abused, no. Hit, sure, but only when I deserved it, and never hard enough to leave a mark.
62. Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?
Oh, sure. With a brother 10 years older than me, betrayal comes with the package.
63. Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?
Sometimes I think they wish they had.
64. If so, why?
'Cause as much as our parents love us, I think we're a little much sometimes.
65. Who do you get along with most?
My mom, for sure, even though I'm more of a Daddy's girl.
Favorites
66. Color
Red
67. Month
Hmmm...July
68. Year
So far? 2005.
69. Decade
2000-2010, I suppose.
70. Century
The 1900s, obviously.
71. Millenium
Kinda miss the 90's, though I don't remember much of it.
72. Animal
Domestic: Cats. Wild: Wolves.
73. Movie
...Really? I have to pick one? *sigh* ...Anything Sherlock Holmes or Johnny Depp.
74. Book
Holmes. Or Harry Potter.
75. River
Mississippi, bitches!
76. Lake
Big Sandy was pretty fun. Or Superior.
77. Ocean
Pacific.
78. Country
USA. USA. ...I'm also rather fond of Britian and Ireland.
79. City
To drive in? Rapids. To live in? Fargo's not bad.
80. State
California.
81. Province
Winnipeg.
82. Place to go in your neighborhood
Which neighborhood?
83. Person
I don't have a favorite person! And even if I did, I couldn't admit it. The rest of them would maul me.
84. Relative
Me mum.
85. Pet
My kitty kitty kitty.
86. Actor
Retro: Basil Rathbone. Nowadays: Johnny Depp.
87. Actress
Sandra Bullock.
88. Celebrity
Ryan Kelly ^_^
89. Musician
Garth Brooks.
90. Singer
See above.
91. Band
Celtic Thunder, baby! (It's really odd not putting SSQ there, let me tell you.)
92. Movie genre
Horror.
93. Book genre
Fantasy/Sci-Fi.
94. Play genre
Musical.
95. Play
Hamlet, as done by David Tennant. And I hate Shakespeare, for the record.
96. Musical
97. Poem
Untitled by Unknown.
98. Writer
Jo Rowling. Or my wonderful BBs Hannah and Missy ^_^
99. Song
...Just ONE?! First one that comes to mind is 'The Island' by CT, but it's by no means my only fave song.
100. Sport
American Fooooootball.
101. Drink
Mountain Dew. Or Chai. Or anything with Bailey's.
102. Food
Sketti. Or anything Pasta related.
103. Brand of cereal
Kellogg.
104. Candy bar
Hirschey. I mean.
105. Disney princess
...Guess.
106. Disney prince
...If I say Arthur, can I justify Sword in the Stone? :D
107. Disney villain
Hades. James Woods rocks.
108. Disney character
MAD HATTER. Or Chessur's pretty amazing as well.
109. CD
Hnn. At the moment? Act Two.
110. Director
Tim Burton.
111. Videogame
Anything Helloween4545 LPs :P Or Spyro. Spyro's good too.
112. Computer game
The Myst series.
113. Game
Stickity Stick Stick Stick Who's Got the Stick?
114. Board game
221B Baker Street. ...Or DreamPhone ^^
115. Word game
Any kind of 'Find the Word' puzzle.
116. Clothing style
Comfy.
117. Truth or dare question
To date? "If David Bowie came up to you at the mall tomorrow and asked you to have sex, no strings attached, would you do it?" (I said no, btw, but only as long as he's married ♥)
118. Fairy tale
Anything Brother's Grimm.
119. Lullaby
Brahms. Or that one by Josh Groban.
120. Holiday
Halloween.
121. Mythological creature
Unicorns. Especially ones named Charlie.
122. Miscellaneous item
My broken flashlight-cum-microphone.
123. Storybook character
Alice.
124. Movie character
Lord, it's hard to think of a movie that wasn't originally a book. I'd probably have to say Cpn Jack Sparrow. Or Col. William Tavington, if we're talking villians.
125. Play character
Hamlet via. Tennant.
126. Musical character
Any role played by Idina Menzel.
127. College
NDSU. Bison pride!
128. Football team
Da Minnesota Vikings.
129.Soccer team
Any team that has Bradley James.
130. Tennis player
Hirschey. I mean. (gee, that looks familiar.)
131. Hockey team
Who cares?
132. Basketball team
See above.
133. Baseball team
And again.
134. Swimmer
Michael Phelps! (and no, Hannah, not THAT one.)
135. Track star
See Hockey.
136. Vegetable
Carrots.
137. Fruit
Strawberries.
138. Toothpaste brand
Crest.
139. Type of computer
Anything but what I've got -_-
140. Medication
Vicodin.
141. Poison
Vodka. ...Wait...
142. Type of sword
...Too easy.
143. Type of gun
Dad's Glock is nice, but the AK kicks ass ^_^
144. Planet
Remus.
145. Space feature
The TARDIS.
146. Breed of cat
Mine ^_^
147. Dog
German Shepperd. Or a wolf, if that counts.
148. Spider
Red-Kneed trantula (WANT.)
149. Fish
Hammerhead sharks.
150. Penguin
Emporer.
151. Species of crustacean
Crab.
152. Arachnid
Spiders.
153. Insect
Anything but moths/butterflies. Or mosquitos.
154. Pair of socks
My Mad Hatter ones ^_^
155. Scooby-Doo character
Why, Scooby of course!
156. Spongebob Squarepants character
SQUIDWARD.
157. Quote
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."--Sherlock Holmes
158. Adage
"When you wish upon a falling star, your wishes can come true. Unless it's really a metorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteorite."
159. President
Rutheford B. Hayes. But I'm biased.
160. Astrological sign
Leo
161. Chinese zodiac sign
Kilgharrah. I mean.
162. Number
8.
163. Short story
The Raven.
164. Word
SchleuterFleugerFleganlarsonFutterwackenVigerously. 100 points if ya'll can tell me where all of those are from.
165. Definition
"And then there's Vitamins B6 and B12, which do *mumblemumblemumble*. Of course."--Eddie Izzard
166. Time period
Victorian.
167. Dictionary brand
Webster. Is there another?
168. Series of books
Harry Potter. Or the Mary Russell series.
169. Publishing company
Zenescope.
170. Illustrator
Rich Bonk.
171. Artist
Ellen Taylor ^_^
172. Childhood story
The one where I disappeared to the island of Myst, where Sherlock Holmes set some puzzles for me to solve, and then I couldn't leave until I got my Hogwarts letter, but before I could go I fell asleep and woke up in Wonderland. Oh. Wait.
173. Childhood memory
Biting Cpirtmeu, for sure.
174. Facial expression
The one the big macho chauvinist gets after I punch him.
175. Serial killer
I don't suppose it'd be politically correct for me to say all of them. :P So, Jack the Ripper, for sure.
176. Medieval torture device
The Iron Madien.
177. Instrument
Violin or piano.
178. Brand of chocolate
Wonka.
179. Candy
Gobstoppers.
180. Brand of candy
Wonka.
181. Time of day
Night.
182. Codename Amour and Adori use
So after an impromptu Google search, I'm reassured that I'm not the only one who has no idea what this means.
183. Letter
The Scarlet. Oh. Wait.
184. Inside joke
If I told you, it wouldn't be an inside joke, would it?
185. Joke
What are the two sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken brown cowwwww... yeah, it's not as cool in writing.
186. Scent
Fresh mown grass.
187. Onomotapoeia
Bazinga.
188. Alliteration
Severus Snape.
Dislikes
189. Least favorite color
Orange
190. Animal
Butterflies. I shit you not.
191. Number
Don't really have one.
192. President
Bush Jr.
193. Actor
David Caruso
194. Actress
Miley fucking Cyrus.
195. Director
I don't know that I have one.
196. Celebrity
See Actress.
197. Artist
Me :P
198. Illustrator
None.
199. Poet
Josh Groban. Doesn't include his songs, just his poems.
200. Writer
Shakespeare.
201. Band
Jonas Brothers.
202. Musician
*shrugs*
203. Singer
See Actress. Also, Keith Urban.
204. Food
Mexican
205. Fruit
Kiwi
206. Vegetable
Celery
207. Candy
Chocolate
208. Candy bar
KitKat
209. Brand of chocolate
Any of 'em but Wonka.
210. Skittles flavor
Lemon
211. Month
May
212. Year
2009 was the worst.
213. Decade
...I'm 19. Don't have much of a choice.
214. Century
Theater.
215. Millenium
That one. You know the one.
216. Era
I prefer Tide.
217. Time period
See Millenium.
218. Battle of the Civil War
Um...what? The only reason I got an A in history is because of Hirschey, yeah?
219. War
Iraq.
220. Battle of WWII
Pearl Harbour.
221. Battle of American Revolution
The one where Tavington died. Oh. Wait.
222. Genius
Does my dad count? He's only 1 IQ point off.
223. Genus of plant
Toxicodendron
224. Flower
Black Eyed-Susan
225. Tree
Palm
226. Hair color
Bright pink, or some such thing.
227. Eye color
Normally brown, but there are some exceptions. See: Guy Penrod.
228. Fairy tale
Sleeping Beauty
229. Disney princess
&Snow White
230. Disney villain
Ursula
231. Disney prince
Charming. What a stereotype.
232. Movie character
Hannah Montana
233. Play character
Hamlet, not via David Tennant.
234. Book character
Ron Weasley
235. Musical character
Raoul De Chagny
236. Play
Shakespeare. Really? This is getting repetative.
237. Musical
Into the Woods
238. Person
SAB. You know.
239. Brand of cereal
Club Food, or any variation thereof of generic brands.
240. Brand of battery
Duracell
241. Mental illness
Ugh, I'm in psych. I can't pick.
242. Medication
Any one that people abuse.
243. Serial killer
...Really? I write a term paper on serial killers and you want me to choose a non-favorite?
244. Poison
Beer.
245. Type of sword
Again. Too easy.
246. Type of gun
Revolvers throw me off.
247. Toothpaste brand
Colgate.
248. Scent
The boy's locker room after a game. Oi.
249. Taste
Anything bitter.
250. Sound
Squeaking shoes.
251. Sexual position
...I'm sorry?!
252. Article of clothing
Shorts
The Ideal Mate
253. Hair color
Blonde
254. Hair length
Longish to long
255. Hair style
Straight
256. Eye color
Blue
257. Skin color
Tan
258. Any makeup?
Not unless appropriate.
259. Clothing style
Comfy casual, but unafraid to wear a suit/tux.
260. Shy or outgoing?
A nice balance of both.
261. Happy or depressed?
Happy
262. Funny or serious?
Both, but can distinguish when the time's not right for humour.
263. Abusive or kind?
Kind.
264. Respectful or perverted?
Depends on the situation.
265. Completely describe their personality
*sigh* Quiet for the most part, but unafraid to get loud. A decent sense of humour, and not afraid to be who he really is, no matter company or surroundings.
266. Ideal height
Over 6'.
267. Ideal weight
*shrugs*
268. Body type
Wiry, but with a hidden amount of muscle.
269. Completely describe their appearances
*snorts* Yahkay. Bradley James, with the singing talent of Ryan Kelly, and the intellect of Holmes. There ya go.
270. This is another space if you need it
&diamonds;
271. Cup size or condom size
Oh like I care.
272. Masochistic or sadistic?
Masochistic. He'd have to be, to put up with my family for long.
273. Conformist or nonconformist?
Nonconformist, for sure.
274. Artistic or athletic?
Bit of both.
275. Intellectual or unintelligent?
Intellectual. Someone I can learn from without making me feel retarded while doing it.
276. Complex or simple?
Complex. I love a good mystery.
277. What would their hobbies be?
Singing, acting, and roller-coastering.
278. Interests?
See hobbies.
279. Obsessions
Not sure I want to know. I like a surprise.
280. Would they hug you often?
Definitely.
281. Kiss you often?
I'd hope so.
282. Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?
If they didn't, I'd like to at least feel like I already knew.
283. Have you already found your ideal mate?
I. Wish.
284. Or as close as someone can get?
...I don't know. We'll have to see.
285. Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?
*laughs* Before or after we're married?
286. Are you in love?
No.
287. What will you do together?
Everything. Well, not everything, 'cause I hate people who cling, but everything that we want to do.
288. Your ideal date
Anywhere, so long as I was with a guy who made me happy.
289. Your ideal wedding
Is never gonna happen.
290. How many kids?
None, if I can get away with it. But two at the most.
291. What will their names be?
Aeryn for my little girl, and William for my boy. Or Dimitri, but that's almost too Russian.
292. What do you think they would look like?
I hope they get my eyes. Unless he's got green ones. Other than that, I don't care. They're my kids, I'll love them no matter what.
293. Will you even have kids?
At this point, a definite NO. Ask me when I'm married for 5, 10 years.
294. If not, why?
I. Hate. Kids.
295. Will you even get married?
I'd like to, but it's not necessary.
296. If no, why?
♠
297. Are you taken or single?
Single.
What Do You Think Of?
298. Ugly people?
No such thing.
299. Pretty people?
They're alright, if they don't flaunt.
300. Bald people?
...What about them?
301. Scrawny African children?
Sad, but fixable.
302. Religion?
Depends on whether you're rubbing it in my face.
303. Politics?
Yick.
304. Abortion?
Pro-choice.
305. Church?
*shrugs* Not for me, but go for it.
306. Separation of church and state?
Don't care.
307. Blondes?
I make fun, but I'm no hater.
308. Brunettes?
...
309. Redheads?
I want to be one -_-
310. Mainstream rock?
Gag.
311. Abercrombie?
Best. Cologne. EVER.
312. Pop music?
BSB to the end.
313. Classic rock?
BOWIE.
314. Roleplaying?
I does it.
315. Emo music?
Makes me think of Jethro.
316. Ignorance?
Is normally bliss.
317. Stupidity?
Is inexcusable.
318. Mental retardation?
Is sad.
319. Friends?
Are my lifeline.
320. Disrespect?
Is rude. Obviously.
321. Immaturity?
Is uncool and annoying.
322. Republicans?
Suck.
323. Democrats?
Suck.
324. George W. Bush?
SUCKS.
325. Your mom?
Is my light and my guide.
326. This survey?
Is gonna freakin' kill me.
327. Painted walls?
I has them.
328. Drugs?
If people want to fuck up their lives and throw them away, go right ahead. Just don't drag me into it.
329. Alcohol?
Is AWESOME.
330. Prostitution?
WES.
331. Premarital sex?
Momma always said to try before you buy. And try, and try and try...
332. Teenage sex?
Is happening more and more, but I mostly blame the parents.
333. People?
Aren't true enough to themselves.
334. Your classmates?
Made me who I am today, for sure.
335. Your co-workers?
Wouldn't have any idea.
336. Your school?
High school? Kicked ass. Uni? A bit lonely, but I'm working through it.
337. Your family?
Loves me.
338. My family?
...I'm sure they love you as well, anonymous personage.
339. Your mental health?
Is a bit off, but there's no help for that.
340. My mental health?
Is questionable at this point.
341. Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?
I does it. STFU HATERS.
342. Your life?
Is pretty normal.
343. My life?
Must be pretty lame.
344. The color green?
Is pretty awesome. And the colour of my dream car.
345. Pickles?
Are DELICIOUS.
346. Food?
Is goooood.
347. Electricity?
Is vital to my existance.
348. Niagra falls?
Was awesome.
349. Cataracts?
Suck.
350. Bridges?
Are crucial.
351. Braces?
Would suck.
352. Dictionairies?
Are another of my lifelines.
353. Television?
Is amazing.
354. Fairy tales?
Rock, for the most part.
355. Hollywood?
Wish I was there. Always wanted to be an actress.
356. MTV?
I'm watching it now, actually. Only 'cause fam -- OH DEAR GOD I'M MISSING WHO'S LINE!
Currently
357. What are you feeling?
Contentness.
358. Smelling?
Air.
359. Seeing?
My computer. And Ryan and Colin and Wayne, who are all AWESOME.
360. Hearing?
Drew Carey.
361. Doing?
Typing. Duh.
362. Who are you talking to online?
No one.
363. On the phone?
No one.
364. What room of the house are you in?
Apartment.
365. Bored?
A bit.
366. Do you look nice?
*snorts* No.
367. What are you wearing?
My Union Jack shorts and Vikings sweatshirt. They totally kicked the Bronco's ass while I've been filling this out.
368. Are you eating anything?
No, but I think I'm about to open a bag of Doritos.
369. Drinking anything?
Nope.
370. What's your heart rate?
...Calm?
371. BMI?
No idea, anymore.
372. What brand of shoes are you wearing?
Crocs, but not atm.
373. What are you wishing for?
It to be Saturday.
374. What are you worried about?
School. And my potential love life.
375. Sad about?
Not going home this weekend -_-
376. Happy about?
...What am I NOT happy about? ...other than not seeing my cat.
377. Angry about?
My parents being constantly on my back.
378. Serious about?
Life. And having to pee really badly atm. Must..finish..page...
379. Laughing about?
Who's Line, 'cause this show is amazing.
380. Talking about?
Nothing.
381. Typing about?
Gee. I wonder.
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