Longest Survey EVAR P.2
The Longest Survey Ever
Friends
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382. Who are your friends?
The craziest bunch of people I've ever met.
383. Your best friends?
All of them, of course.
384. Who do you hang out with most?
Hannah for sure, though I'd like to see them all more.
385. Who do you treat the best?
My cat.
386. Who treats you the best?
Missy. She buys me lunch ^_^
387. Do you even have friends?
*snorts* I hope so.
388. If so, why are you taking this survey?
'Cause they're all about 200 miles away atm.
389. Who's the funny one?
Most of them. Or, at least, they think they are.
390. The smart one?
None of them. Otherwise, they wouldn't be my friends.
391. The depressed one?
*eyeroll* Mariah.
392. The punk?
...Hannah?
393. The goth?
Tory :P
394. The prep?
None of them.
395. The jock?
After careful consideration, I don't think there's any jocks in our group.
396. The outcast?
Poor Rache, I think.
397. The stupid one?
All of them. Otherwise, they wouldn't be my friends.
398. The one who you think will kill someone one day?
Mariah.
399. The annoying one?
Mariah.
400. The hyper one?
ALL OF THEM.
401. The oblivious one?
*sigh* Me, most of the time.
402. The romantic?
Hannah.
403. The pervert?
Tory.
404. The content one?
Me?
405. The liar?
Courtney. But she sucks at it :P
406. The cheapskate?
Eric.
407. The ominous one?
Not sure I have one of those.
408. The disrespectful one?
Eric.
409. The abusive one?
Tory.
410. The hot one?
Okay, now that's just creepy.
411. The ugly one?
Awwwww, none of them. That's horrible.
412. The one that hates you?
Probably all of them, at some point.
413. The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?
My cat.
414. The back-up one?
415. The fighter?
Tory.
416. The lover?
Hannah.
417. The hippie?
Heh.
418. The druggie?
Tory.
419. The alcoholic?
Tory.
420. The one that's recovering?
421. The one that's in jail?
422. The one that is most likely to be in jail?
TORY.
423. The one that's going to be executed?
424. The most likely to be murdered?
Hannah. She's too trusting.
425. The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?
Any of us.
426. The most likely to stay there forever?
Mom.
427. The normal one?
...What's that?
428. The conformist?
429. The nonconformist?
If any of them weren't, they wouldn't be my friends.
430. The masochistic one?
431. The sadistic one?
432. The weird one?
All of them.
433. The musical one?
Me, and Missy a bit.
434. The artistic one?
ELLEN.
435. The perfect one?
None of 'em. Sorry guys.
436. The literary genius?
Me, obviously.
437. The fugitive?
438. The juvenille delinquint?
Tory.
439. The Jewish one?
440. The Christian one?
Most of us, I think.
441. The Buddhist one?
442. The Muslim one?
443. The Hindu one?
444. The Catholic one?
Hannah.
445. The Wiccan one?
Brittany.
446. The atheist?
Tory.
447. The agnostic?
448. The cutter?
Mariah.
449. The anorexic one?
450. The bulimic one?
451. The skinny one?
452. The thin one?
453. The fat one?
454. The obese one?
455. The Satanic one?
Have You Ever
456. Gone on a cruise?
Technically, yes. A big one, no.
457. Beaten someone up?
Yes, but only 'cause he let me.
458. Been beaten up?
Yes, but never around our parents.
459. Bullied someone?
I'm sure.
460. Been bullied?
Definitely.
461. Attempted suicide?
Nope.
462. Attempted murder?
*snorts* There are times...
463. Nearly died?
It's felt like it.
464. Broken the law?
... :D
465. Stolen something?
Not really. I mean, who hasn't stolen pencils from classmates?
466. Had an abortion?
Not that I'm aware of.
467. Known the president?
Been related? Yes. Known? No.
468. Had an affair with the president?
*laughs* Has anyone ever answered yes to that?
469. Met a famous person?
Famous in certain circles, yeah.
470. Gotten drunk?
Not yet.
471. Gotten high?
Nope.
472. Had masochistic sex?
*laughs* Not that I can remember.
473. Had an affair?
STFU Hannah.
474. Been out of the country?
Yup.
475. Out of state?
Lots of times.
476. Out of your town?
I'd hope so.
477. Written a poem?
Yes.
478. A story?
All the freaking time. Why do you think I'm on LJ?
479. A novel?
Not quite.
480. A song?
Once. A long time ago.
481. Gotten published?
In my head.
482. Written a love poem?
Kind of a quasi-love poem, I guess.
483. Story?
Of course.
484. Novel?
Haven't I answered this?
485. Song?
Yah.
486. Said that you hated the world?
...I'm a teenage girl. You tell me.
487. Finished school?
With honours.
488. Flunked a grade?
No.
489. Flunked a test?
No. But I came close in College Alg.
490. Flunked a subject?
No, thank God.
491. Read a book for enjoyment?
I'm reading about 15 right now.
492. Bungee jumped?
I wish.
493. Skydived?
I WISH.
494. Danced?
All the time.
495. Been to a dance?
Duh.
496. Suba dived?
I want to.
497. Broken a bone?
My toes a couple times.
498. Gotten a nose bleed?
Yup.
499. Had an orgasm?
*laughs* Really?
500. Suffered from psychosis?
Every time I talk to my mother. Oh, wait. I'm thinking a stroke.
501. Wished you could get away with something?
All. The. Time.
502. Thought of killing someone?
Yup.
503. Thought of killing yourself?
Yeah, but not in a long time.
504. Saved someone's life?
Not intentionally.
505. Saved your own?
I'm sure, a couple times.
506. Gone to the beach?
Yup, but not often enough.
507. Gone fishing?
Of course.
508. Gone to an island?
Um, yeah, but it was underwater in the middle of a lake. Does that still count?
509. Died in a dream?
Why yes. Yes I have, thank you very much Mother.
510. Had a dream that came true?
No, as much as Hannah likes to tease me about it.
511. Kissed someone in the rain?
Nope.
512. Gotten pregnant?
Not that I'm aware of.
513. Eaten calamari?
On a regular basis.
514. Lobster?
See above.
515. Helped anybody during the holidays?
Sure.
516. Helped a stranger?
Every day.
517. Kissed a stranger?
Not in living memory.
518. Hugged a stranger?
^_^
519. Had sex with a stranger?
*laughs* There have been some I wouldn't've said no to.
520. Found a lost wallet?
Not that I can think of.
521. Felt bad about not returning it?
...What kind of person wouldn't return a lost wallet?
522. Been in a car accident?
Yup.
523. Caused a car accident?
*laughs* If you count hitting a parked car as an accident.
524. Driven over 100 mph?
Not with me behind the wheel, but yeah.
525. Been caught driving over 100 mph?
:P Nope.
526. Bitten someone?
*cracks up laughing*
527. Been bitten by someone?
Indeed. But only in a semi-but-not-really-kinky way.
Can You
528. Kiss your elbow?
The outside? No.
529. Touch your nose with your tongue?
The bottom of it.
530. Stick your fist in your mouth?
If I really want to.
531. Touch your toes?
Chya.
532. Give away money?
Not intentionally.
533. Marry a family member?
*snorts* I don't live in West Virginia, thanks.
534. Hire an assassin?
To kill my pride? Yah.
535. Get ahold of drugs?
Not the good ones.
536. Alcohol?
Of course.
537. Stay up all night?
Many times.
538. Stay up for 3 nights?
No, but I have made it two.
539. Finish this survey?
I'll get back to you on that.
540. Swim?
Yup.
541. Draw well?
Not a chance.
542. Sing well?
Everyone says so. I suppose I'm not bad.
543. Write well?
I'd like to think so.
544. Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?
Chocolate. Gag.
545. Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?
With help from Mariah.
546. Without milk?
Not a chance.
547. Predict the future?
:P Sure.
Would You Ever
548. Sacrifice everything for a friend?
In a heartbeat.
549. A lover?
I would hope so.
550. Give your life for a friend?
....Depends on which one and how.
551. A lover?
If I loved him enough, I'm sure.
552. Give your life to save a stranger's?
I honestly don't know.
553. Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?
Not intentionally.
554. Sell yourself?
'Pends on to who.
555. Have cyber sex?
:P Almost did, once. But I was at school and chickened out.
556. Real sex?
...One day, I'm sure.
557. With who?
No one I didn't love with all my heart. Or, ya know, David Bowie, Johnny Depp, Ryan Kelly...the usual.
558. Lie to a friend?
Definitely have.
559. Lie to your parents?
See above.
560. Lie to a lover?
Depends on about what.
561. Steal from your parents?
Depends on what.
562. Hug them in public?
I do. All the time.
563. Blow up your house?
The one in MN? Only if no one got hurt and nothing irreplaceable got damaged. And they couldn't link it back to arson so insurance had to pay for a new one.
564. Abuse someone?
Only in fun.
565. Use someone?
'Pends on for what.
566. Recommend this survey to a friend?
Only if they were insane.
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Would You Ever Be
567. A fireman?
No.
568. Policeman?
Maybe.
569. Serial killer?
Could be.
570. Doctor?
An MD? No. Unless I could be like House, then yeah.
571. Surgeon?
Not a chance.
572. Prostitute?
Well, Mr Burt obviously thinks I'm up for it.
573. Playboy model?
If I had the body?
574. Writer?
I wish.
575. Artist?
A super bad one.
576. Musician?
Eh.
577. Assassin?
:P
578. Ninja?
Only if I got to scare the crap out of Helloween on a regular basis.
579. Soldier?
Not after what I've seen my brother go through.
580. President?
Not a chance.
581. Darth Vader?
EPIC.
582. Pilot?
Probably not.
583. Mortician?
Couldn't do it.
584. Forensic scientist?
Would probably be my second choice of a career.
585. Detective?
I lied. This would be my second.
586. Lawyer?
Nooooo.
587. Drug-dealer?
I'll leave that to Tory. I mean.
588. Pirate?
Only if I get to sail with Cpn Jack Sparrow.
589. Box-carrier?
A what now?
590. Store clerk?
*shrugs* Not for a career.
591. Banker?
I'll leave that to mom.
592. Criminal?
Of the Serial Killer variety.
593. Target?
For what?
594. Professional wrestler?
*snorts* Might be entertaining.
595. Tennis player?
As much as I love it, no.
596. Rapper?
Not a snowball's chance.
597. Country singer?
Totally.
598. Pop star?
...'Pends on what you mean by 'Pop'.
599. Actor?
I'd love to be.
600. Plastic surgeon?
Isn't that a type of surgeon?
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