does anyone have a strapless bra that they love. if so please let me know who makes it.

1) How long does he hesitate after his about face and to begin his return walk and why ( Read more... )

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Today´s lesson: Do not stick your face right above a toster where the bread pops out, especially when you´re living with people who don´t know you and could potentially walk in on this odd act. Something, usually everything, will always go wrong. This includes having the very hot bread pop straight up into your face while your host mom watches. ( Read more... )

Next time you think life is not so great remember:

At least you´re not running around a 3rd world country throwing bricks at a pig the size of a VW Bug for amusement.

That´s all

You can tell a lot about a person by the way he handles these three things: lost luggage, a rainy day, tangled Christmas lights.

"hey guys we invented a new verb: amigarse. don´t worry it´s regular."

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

i can't stop smiling. this rose just smells so good. wheeeee