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[katesogreat]

do you see the entry below? do you see the entry below? this is why i should never open my mouth, and especially when i'm stoned. i'm sorry. but you have to admit it's kind of funny.

today was a lot more of nothing. i'm liking this never-do-a-thing existence i'm leading. i went to bed at like 7am last night, then slept til 4pm today, then sat on my

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[zinnik]

Last night you left me IMs telling me you would poop on my face, and I would wake up a shitface. I cried.

(actually i didn't)

To my great dismay

[anonymous]

Wretched blackbeard. I bifurcated a gonad and in pain, I had this revelation to search the internet. Hither and thither I crawled, neither the bleeding or throbbing stomache ache could stop my quest. Surreptitiously I've completed my quest, into the inner workings of the human mind. On this very site (spider) I challenge thee to a dual, prove thyself worthy of the title of pirate- or stop besmirching the title.

One Eye Dull-