I am waiting to be a Domestic Goddess again...

[katexxxxxx]

The post has come.  Bothersome letter from the GP, package for ravenrigan, no parcel from Goodness Direct...

Carrier has come with large box for ravenrigan from Virgin Wine: probably her new wine-tasting kit that we thught would come tomorrow!  Nothing from Goodness Direct...

I want my parcel!  It should contain Lexia raisins (a bugger to get round here!) and gluten

Comments

[praesepe58]

Looks like you've been very busy.
Is wine-tasting kit a euphemism for a dozen or more bottles of wine, or a glass, corkscrew and spittoon?

[femsc]

There was a Radio Times in 1914? (ducks and runs away, just in case)