Worst. Birthday. Ever.

[katharsia]

I have been so very, very sick, with the full panoply of symptoms -- from fever to sore throat to overactive mucus membranes to muscle aches. On Sunday I was too achey and feverish to sleep, too nauseous to take pills, too miserable to do anything but thrash about and bitch and moan and plead sincerely with any available person to help me --

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[sarcasticwriter]

Oh, poop...I'm sorry you were sick.

Although I do know what you mean by wanting somebody to just help.