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[katherineevelyn]

I want a boy for my birthday. someone find me one.

like this one:

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[squattingpig_10]

ugh, i keep telling adam brody that you are super cool
but he is like
"omg, i am just so busy..i couldnt devote my entire self to a relationship right now"
and i am like -- well dont even go by my friend cause she deserves a whole MAN
and he said once he gets his act together he will give you a ring
so dont change your phone number till at least half way through july

[katherineevelyn]

haha done. i miss audra.

[melissaaney]

Audra lies. I called Adam the other day and he was totally stoked about showing up and sucking face with you. I mean obviously he's got baggage but that doesn't mean he won't stick it in you. Happy Birthday!

[katherineevelyn]

haha perfect! as long as I get some, thats all that matters.

[jamiephantom]

Ill try and find you a makeout buddy...

I'm gonna be seeing adam lazzara on your birthday.... Will he do?

[katherineevelyn]

if he wasn't recently engaged, he would do just fine.

p.s. lets run away together.

[jamiephantom]

my bags are still packed... lets go

[liesicross]

Adam has been busy. He's been at my house the past week. Sorry, he's sorta taken.

[katherineevelyn]

damnit liesi! you are uninvited to my birthday party.

unless you bring adam.

[iamnotawho]

I'll get right on it. Although I only know Adam Brody out of those three.

Let me tell you, he gives a killer blowjob.

Unfortunately, I don't think I can set you up with him.

[katherineevelyn]

why not? you can't keep him all to yourself, ryan. that's rude.