If you come to buy a lap dance at Showgirls, you'll find me smiling at you in the Hostess booth. And judging. Oh, there will be so much judging behind my eyes.
Converation I always had when people found out my girlfriend worked at Showgirls:
“Did you ever go and watch her dance? ’Cause that would have been cool!” “Let’s see... Did I trudge all the way into town and pay a twenty dollar door charge to watch my girlfriend get naked for nine minutes, when she was coming home to my place at the end of her shift anyway?” “Yeah! ’Cause that would have been cool!”
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I've never even been to a strip club.
not once.
ever.
true story o.0
(yes yes, I've lead a sheltered life)
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“Did you ever go and watch her dance? ’Cause that would have been cool!”
“Let’s see... Did I trudge all the way into town and pay a twenty dollar door charge to watch my girlfriend get naked for nine minutes, when she was coming home to my place at the end of her shift anyway?”
“Yeah! ’Cause that would have been cool!”
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