Summerpornathon 2012 Masterlist
Title: Clawmarks and Cupcakes
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Freya/Merlin
Wordcount: ~1000
Challenge: One - Image Prompts.
Summary: For prompt number two. One of the most awkward things about being a werewolf, Freya had found, was sex. The sort of guys Freya liked to date and the sort of guys who liked to be bitten without warning mid-coitus did not tend to overlap.
Clawmarks and Cupcakes
Title: Egg-Sitting
Rating: G
Characters: Merlin, Kilgharrah.
Wordcount: ~400
Challenge: Bonus One - Genderswap.
Summary: “And just what, pray, did you think I was?”
“A… man dragon?”
“Whatever gave you that impression?”
Egg-sitting
Title: The Last Time
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Wordcount: ~800
Challenge: Two - 2012/Apocalypse
Summary: Arthur knows what has to be done, but he can’t face it just yet... and he’s suddenly overcome with need, need to have Merlin now, before he’s consumed. Zombie apocalypse AU. Merlin succumbs to a zombie bite, and Arthur can't quite bring himself to put him out of his misery...
Warnings: Aftermath of violence, blood etc., major character, dub-con, general disturbingness.
The Last Time
Title: Supper in the Dungeons
Rating: PG
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin-ish
Wordcount: ~600
Challenge: Bonus Two - Last Supper
Summary: In the dungeons, the night before his execution, Merlin daydreams about food. No character death - surprisingly it's total fluff.
Supper in the Dungeons
Title: Avalon Space-Station
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Wordcount: ~1200
Challenge: Three - Non-human
Summary: Arthur does not like robots. He does not like brothels. A bot-brothel really is the worst of both worlds.
A/N: So this one has an interesting backstory - I originally set out to write it for the AU challenge in the 2011 'thon, but I couldn't seem to get to the porn in less than a thousand words. Evidently I have grown as a writer since then because this year I managed to get it into 750 words. Fuck yeah. This is the extended cut!
Warnings: Robot!sex, prostitution
Avalon Space-Station
Title: Excepting Elena
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Elena
Wordcount: ~1350
Challenge: Four - Minor Characters
Summary: Canon AU. After she marries Prince Arthur, Elena discovers a terrible double-standard: noblemen are allowed to have as many lovers as they like, but noblewomen are most certainly not. It just isn't fair. After all, she has needs too.
Excepting Elena
Title: Hunting for Bigfoot in the Pendragon B&B
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Wordcount: ~1000
Challenge: Five - Myth and Legend
Summary: After his father gets sick, Arthur has to move back to Middle of Nowhere, Washington, to run the family B&B. The last think he needs is some weird English kid who's obsessed with Bigfoot.
Hunting for Bigfoot in the Pendragon B&B
Title: Borrowings
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Wordcount: ~1100
Challenge: Six - Crossovers and Fusions
Summary: Fusion with Mary Norton's The Borrowers. In which Merlin is a Borrower, Arthur is a Human Bean, and Merlin sneaks into Arthur's bed one night.
A/N: I have besmirched my childhood. I have besmirched it good.
Warnings: Microphilia/Macrophilia
Borrowings
Title: Last Night's Booty Call
Rating: PG-ish
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Wordcount: ~200
Challenge: Bonus Six - Texts from last night
Summary: In which Merlin is Arthur's booty call and silk boxers are all the romance he's getting.
Last Night's Booty Call
Title: The Thing Is
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Freya/Morgana
Wordcount: ~700
Challenge: Seven - Non-Penetration
Summary: The thing is, Freya's gay. Which makes it a bit of a problem that she likes cocks so much. A.K.A. the one where Morgana wears a strap-on and Freya sucks her off.
Warnings: Use of misogynistic language in a dirty talk context.
The Thing Is
Title: The Merlin Ladies' Sleepover
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairing: Morgana/Morgause, Gwen/Morgause, Vivian/Elena, Morgana/Freya. Basically it's a femmeslash orgy.
Wordcount: ~450
Challenge: Bonus Seven - Sleepovers
Summary: Gwen attempts to organise a grown-up sleepover party. Morgause brings tequila. Everything goes horribly right.
The Merlin Ladies' Sleepover
Title: Freya and Vivian (and Elena) make a Porno
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Freya/Vivian/Elena
Wordcount: ~2500
Challenge: Team Sin Grab-bag. Prompts: Spanking, Satisfaction.
Summary: Vivian wants to get back at Arthur for cheating on her with Merlin. So naturally she ropes Freya and Elena into filming a kinky lesbian porno in her cellar.
Warnings: Bondage, d/s, some voyeurism
Freya and Vivian (and Elena) make a Porno
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Freya/Merlin
Wordcount: ~1000
Challenge: One - Image Prompts.
Summary: For prompt number two. One of the most awkward things about being a werewolf, Freya had found, was sex. The sort of guys Freya liked to date and the sort of guys who liked to be bitten without warning mid-coitus did not tend to overlap.
Clawmarks and Cupcakes
Title: Egg-Sitting
Rating: G
Characters: Merlin, Kilgharrah.
Wordcount: ~400
Challenge: Bonus One - Genderswap.
Summary: “And just what, pray, did you think I was?”
“A… man dragon?”
“Whatever gave you that impression?”
Egg-sitting
Title: The Last Time
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Wordcount: ~800
Challenge: Two - 2012/Apocalypse
Summary: Arthur knows what has to be done, but he can’t face it just yet... and he’s suddenly overcome with need, need to have Merlin now, before he’s consumed. Zombie apocalypse AU. Merlin succumbs to a zombie bite, and Arthur can't quite bring himself to put him out of his misery...
Warnings: Aftermath of violence, blood etc., major character, dub-con, general disturbingness.
The Last Time
Title: Supper in the Dungeons
Rating: PG
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin-ish
Wordcount: ~600
Challenge: Bonus Two - Last Supper
Summary: In the dungeons, the night before his execution, Merlin daydreams about food. No character death - surprisingly it's total fluff.
Supper in the Dungeons
Title: Avalon Space-Station
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Wordcount: ~1200
Challenge: Three - Non-human
Summary: Arthur does not like robots. He does not like brothels. A bot-brothel really is the worst of both worlds.
A/N: So this one has an interesting backstory - I originally set out to write it for the AU challenge in the 2011 'thon, but I couldn't seem to get to the porn in less than a thousand words. Evidently I have grown as a writer since then because this year I managed to get it into 750 words. Fuck yeah. This is the extended cut!
Warnings: Robot!sex, prostitution
Avalon Space-Station
Title: Excepting Elena
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Elena
Wordcount: ~1350
Challenge: Four - Minor Characters
Summary: Canon AU. After she marries Prince Arthur, Elena discovers a terrible double-standard: noblemen are allowed to have as many lovers as they like, but noblewomen are most certainly not. It just isn't fair. After all, she has needs too.
Excepting Elena
Title: Hunting for Bigfoot in the Pendragon B&B
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Wordcount: ~1000
Challenge: Five - Myth and Legend
Summary: After his father gets sick, Arthur has to move back to Middle of Nowhere, Washington, to run the family B&B. The last think he needs is some weird English kid who's obsessed with Bigfoot.
Hunting for Bigfoot in the Pendragon B&B
Title: Borrowings
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Wordcount: ~1100
Challenge: Six - Crossovers and Fusions
Summary: Fusion with Mary Norton's The Borrowers. In which Merlin is a Borrower, Arthur is a Human Bean, and Merlin sneaks into Arthur's bed one night.
A/N: I have besmirched my childhood. I have besmirched it good.
Warnings: Microphilia/Macrophilia
Borrowings
Title: Last Night's Booty Call
Rating: PG-ish
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Wordcount: ~200
Challenge: Bonus Six - Texts from last night
Summary: In which Merlin is Arthur's booty call and silk boxers are all the romance he's getting.
Last Night's Booty Call
Title: The Thing Is
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Freya/Morgana
Wordcount: ~700
Challenge: Seven - Non-Penetration
Summary: The thing is, Freya's gay. Which makes it a bit of a problem that she likes cocks so much. A.K.A. the one where Morgana wears a strap-on and Freya sucks her off.
Warnings: Use of misogynistic language in a dirty talk context.
The Thing Is
Title: The Merlin Ladies' Sleepover
Rating: R/NC-17
Pairing: Morgana/Morgause, Gwen/Morgause, Vivian/Elena, Morgana/Freya. Basically it's a femmeslash orgy.
Wordcount: ~450
Challenge: Bonus Seven - Sleepovers
Summary: Gwen attempts to organise a grown-up sleepover party. Morgause brings tequila. Everything goes horribly right.
The Merlin Ladies' Sleepover
Title: Freya and Vivian (and Elena) make a Porno
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Freya/Vivian/Elena
Wordcount: ~2500
Challenge: Team Sin Grab-bag. Prompts: Spanking, Satisfaction.
Summary: Vivian wants to get back at Arthur for cheating on her with Merlin. So naturally she ropes Freya and Elena into filming a kinky lesbian porno in her cellar.
Warnings: Bondage, d/s, some voyeurism
Freya and Vivian (and Elena) make a Porno