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So, elections are coming up and everyone is putting their own two cents in. This will probably be my only serious entry, but if you would like to know what i think about the upcoming Presidential elections ..
Everyone has wondered "who is the most qualified person to take over (or stay) as president?", "will this person corrupt the youth?", "what will the future be like if we elect this person?". This election is probably one of the most high profile elections of all time........ I've never heard so much debate over this issue.. and it seems that the leading contender is the person that i don't believe is qualified for the position of the South Park Elementary School's Class President.
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Eric Cartman, the fat bastard of South Park, seems to be the leading contender in the Aug. 3rd elections. I must protest. HE IS A MEAN, EVIL BOY.... infact, he once dressed up and pretended to be mentally ill so he could win the Special Olympics money!! He has mental disorders.. he once belived the spirit of Jennifer Lopez took over his hand.. and has done unmentionable things to Ben Affleck. He has also been seen dressed in drag and booty-dancing with a card-board cut out of Justin Timberlake. (source, Butters. episode "awesome-o", season 8) I beg of you... please do not let Cartman win the election... our country depends on it!!!
Cartman dressed up as a "retard"
The young man that is most fit to lead the way is Stan Marsh. He is the "smart" one.. the one who first realizes the moral objective in every episode. For example, when he met with the Nargblargs for the first time, he was the first to understand their language... thus providing shelter for the Africans from the missionaries in Season 3 (this also proves that he will work well with foreign nations.) He also prevents mass murders against the Goo-backs from the future who begin to take all the men in South Park's jobs.. including Stan's own father. He then stops all the grown men from having sex with each other and entices them to plant trees to make the future a "brighter" place instead. WHAT A "WOW" GUY, EY?!
Stan proves that he can handle anything, except for Wendy Testaburger..his long time love who he often projectile vomits on.
MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE!! VOTE STAN MARSH FOR CLASS PRESIDENT!
((( to vote: www.southparkstudios.com )))
edit: no, sadly. i did not research the information that i have just documented. i really HAVE memorized these episodes and the seasons................ -sigh- i know. i'm pathetic.
((pps:)) HAHAHAA I JUST FOUND THIS ICON ON THE SOUTH PARK FANS COMMUNITY. THIS IS FROM MY ALL TIME FAVORITE SOUTH PARK EPISODE.. EVER!!
this is when Eric Cartman buys pubes from Scott Tenderman and then realizes he is ripped off. He then tries to get back his money for the pubes and is ripped off yet again. at the end, Cartman kills Tenderman's parents and then feeds him their corpses mixed with Chef's special Chili. HAHAHAHA . OH CARTMAN. you are a mean bastard. HAHAHAHAHA