(Untitled)

Mar 16, 2005 23:10

for all you love lorn males wondering why the girl of your dreams has not consented to your proposals of fornication, this is why ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

Comments 3

furikura March 17 2005, 05:06:03 UTC
haha.. well seeing a totally evolutuonary point of view... on the flip side the male version would be:
the most efficient method to pass on your genes. males look the female over, if she shows signs of vitality (--> youth --> is hot) then your genes should automatically get your body ready. your objective is to spread your genes, much like females but you dont have to raise them for the 9 months. remember, all you need is 1 eyedropper for 1000 petri dishes. any female who is resistant should immedietly be avoided as the efficiency of spreading your genes is decreasing as you waste time with her. so the most effective strategy is the hit and run method, avoid anything that will bring your efficiency down, a big no to long term relationships.

>:D >:D

Reply

ellybelly March 17 2005, 15:43:45 UTC
lol i like the way you worded this. "HIT AND RUN, HIT AND RUN!!!!" HAHAHHAHAHAHA <333

I also agree with what ken said however the whole "being coy" thing does also raise some issues. I don't know how they can both be right at the same time... oh wait, yes i do. There really is no such thing as a "hit and run" in the animal kingdom. Animals have to compete for the female too (being coy and fighting for her.) There is no such thing as an easy/free meal. :\ But afterwards, since there is no "love" i think it does become a hit and run and the next (best) mate is sought after.

I also think that not all females can just pull off the "being coy" deal, only if she's already sought after and wanted. You won't find a deformed cow flaunt herself before all the male bulls then proceed to being "coy"/hard to get. It's all about looking for the "best" mate to spread the strongest genes. And that's just life.

Reply

furikura March 18 2005, 01:23:30 UTC
but snakes! and flies!
man they have crazy orgies

Reply


Leave a comment

Up