stolen from patty.
12 movies.
12 quotes
x-em out when figured out. youve gotten 1,2,7,9,11,12... come on now.. 3,4,5,6,8,10.... half way there
1) If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour ... you're gonna see some serious shit.
2) Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says-- [The ceiling gives way.] oh shit!
3) If he ever gets a word in, it'll be a major Italian victory.
4) Didja ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too!
5) We're not sheep.
6) I wanted to destroy something beautiful
7) I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker.
8) The only thing we Romans don't have a god for is premature ejaculation. But I hear that's coming quickly!
9) I am not a gun.
10) I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff.
11) Jack Kelly? Yeah, he was here, but he put an egg in his shoe and beat it.
12) Uh-huh. Eighteenth century, no such thing, nada, nothing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person. Along comes this doctor, uh, Semmelweis, Semmelweis. Semmelweis comes along. He's trying to convince people, other doctors mainly, that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny, tiny, invisible? What do they call it? Uh-uh, germs? Huh? What? Now, up to the 20th century, last week, as a matter of fact, before I got dragged into this hellhole. I go in to order a burger at this fast food joint, and the guy drops it on the floor. James, he picks it up, he wipes it off, he hands it to me like it's all OK. "What about the germs?" I say. He says, "I don't believe in germs. Germs is a plot made up so they could sell disinfectants and soaps." Now he's crazy, right?
i could have done oh so many more.. but i justed wanted to have fun with your heads.. dunno if you will get them all but i have high hopes!!!!!