Fuck you, Universe.

George Carlin should have had more time.

Doug, when you have your big gay wedding, I will get you this cake:


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For Janis.

(My bad, the gerbil's name was Raggot. Pellet was the name of the gerbil in Cecil B. DeMented.)

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On the walk in I saw one of the SUV's that tool around town with american flags fluttering. It was parked and as I got closer, I saw that the flag was weathered and ragged at the ends. It's white stars and stripes had become dingy gray. "Jeebus, I thought, at least swap that baby out every few months so you can wave a sparkly nice one. That's ( Read more... )

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If you haven't see La Vie En Rose, I highly recommend it.

Edith Piaf was so amazing.

SQUIRREL COOKIE CUTTERS!!!!

I GOT TO WORK AND THERE WERE SQUIRREL COOKIE CUTTERS FOR ME!! I am showing them off to everyone and making them dance on the counter.

Who did that? Ms. Janis??

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Burly-q article from GuardianUK