Please allow me to introduce you to the best piece of internet you will ever see:

[katiekizay]

http://www.washlet.com/

Go. Now. Discover. LOL. And share with friends.

Ok, so now that you've followed my advice and viewed the site...did you notice this little gem??:

Comments

[beppo_astrid]

Me, I just can't believe I spent that amount of time staring with great intensity at the butts of a number of strangers, trying to decide how I thought they matched up with their respective faces. And these were butts with smiley faces drawn on them.

You have wasted my time! (In a thoroughly hilarious manner.)

[katiekizay]

There's nothing that I love more than some good toilet humor. Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha! ahhhhhh.